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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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12-19-2014, 07:37 PM | #2 | |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well. Last edited by eDave; 12-19-2014 at 07:46 PM.. |
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12-19-2014, 07:43 PM | #3 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Glad you're ok. |
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12-19-2014, 08:12 PM | #4 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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After 28 years of marriage my wife was kind of meh about BJs. We kind got in a rut because of raising the girls and working so much it was hurry up and do it and let's go to sleep...
I decided to do some manscaping one day and holy shit she was fascinated by it and couldn't leave it alone.... it also looked huge with its new hair cut.. |
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12-19-2014, 08:39 PM | #5 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Making love to the same woman you have a long history with, the girl that gets all your jokes and knows yet puts up with your weaknesses, when you climb on her as easily as climbing the nearest "king of the mountain" hill, when every move is already known, when every groan and giggle is expected, theres reeeally something to be said for that... its special man. Strange is great yeah sure, but having that one special girl is sooo much better... take it from me, your old Uncle Scotty... its true. |
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12-19-2014, 08:11 PM | #6 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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But that one final act was strictly verboten. |
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12-20-2014, 01:11 AM | #7 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian. |
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12-20-2014, 01:14 AM | #8 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Damn. Sorry we drew that out of you. You sound rock solid.
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12-20-2014, 01:42 AM | #9 | |||
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Bro, I'm really sorry if you're sensitive about it. I was just cracking a joke. Honestly I figured you'd get a chuckle out of it. My bad. I never got the impression you didn't get laid because you couldn't. I assumed that it wasn't worth the hassle to you. So, you have my apologies if that made you mad. |
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12-20-2014, 07:43 AM | #10 | |
Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
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12-21-2014, 11:59 AM | #11 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Oh hell, sorry I asked... lets hope they're all being raped at this very minute.
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