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07-14-2022, 11:35 AM | #2 |
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Lol, wow. That's even grosser than ole' Toby, who was also disgusting.
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07-14-2022, 11:43 AM | #3 |
Fish are scared of me
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07-14-2022, 09:23 AM | #4 |
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When I was a kid my dad brought home a goat named Mildred, so we'd know what it was like to have to milk a goat every day. That stupid asshole would either stomp into the bucket or shit in it almost every time. I hated milking a goat and I hated THAT goat.
I had a handful over the years on our farm. They'd break out and climb up on the deck and shit on it...or we'd have a visitor and look out and a billy had broken out and would be standing on top of someone's car. I used them to eat grass and weeds around my sheds, pond and an island on my pond. The dumbasses would wrap themselves in something and do a swan dive into the pond. I got the electric mesh fence and would move that around for them, and it never failed one would stick horns into the mesh and then gator roll into a goat taco that was getting shocked..... It didn't take long for the new to wear off of our goat project. |
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07-14-2022, 11:28 AM | #5 |
Thread I will end you.......
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07-14-2022, 11:40 AM | #6 |
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07-14-2022, 08:28 PM | #7 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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We gave Mason back to the farm we bought him from, I’m guessing he became tacos.
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01-13-2023, 03:39 PM | #8 |
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Update on the farm...
I'm bringing in some more girls for my buck Wayne. Wayne is 10 months old now and ready to spread his seed. My 3 yearlings are 9/10 months old and are about ready to be mommas for the first time. With my boy Wayne being so young we are gonna start him off easy with a harem no greater than 10. Two videos of my current crew (Wayne, Darry, Gaylor, Rosie, and Bonnie McMurray) along with some new to them toys to climb around on. The gang gets new toys! Now... the 5 new girls coming to the farm. Their names will change to fit my naming structure on the farm. Tulip: Poppy (polled): Petunia (polled): Maggie: Fern: --- I'm gonna be setting up night and day outdoor cameras to capture their nonsense. Especially come time for them to kid so I can keep an eye on them from afar and see how everything is going post birth. Perhaps I could even get some sort of patreon going where people watch the feed and can chip in to buy them food or the like. Who knows!?! |
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01-13-2023, 05:05 PM | #9 |
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The wife will learn the right time to faint & the boys will always have condoms
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01-13-2023, 07:34 PM | #10 |
Politically Incorrect
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So basically you're making "Goat Porn'.
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01-13-2023, 07:47 PM | #11 |
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In the same way that the streams in a zoo is making wildlife porn... I guess.
Wayne is forever trying to mount the girls I have now. A yearling buck should only have 10 ladies to breed with. I can up that to 25 by this time next year. |
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01-13-2023, 11:41 PM | #12 |
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How smart are they? I just a coupla articles that they are about as smart as dogs and just as affectionate.
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01-14-2023, 12:50 PM | #13 | |
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The one thing I'm having an issue with is that they love going into the field next door instead of my 6 acres worth of pasture. Thankfully, my neighbor doesn't mind my goats coming over. |
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01-14-2023, 12:40 AM | #14 |
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My daughter has goats and could be a good resource for you. Check out parallel45farm.com
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01-14-2023, 08:06 AM | #15 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Maggie's seen some shit.
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