Old People Thread

[2112]

Originally Posted by 2112

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

Also, don’t sit next to me on a plane if I ate this and some raisins. My intestines decompress instead of my ears. I fart like a mad man on a plane. Used to never be like that.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by 2112

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

See...that's the problem. When you get old it all tastes good going down but is nasty coming out.

I mean the kind of smells that make the dog yelp and run out of the room...the kind of smell that makes a skunk look at you and say..."have some decency dude".