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*** Part 1. These names are acceptable or good. (Check all that apply.) 2 2.27%
Coelacanths 9 10.23%
Savages 16 18.18%
Cavepeople 8 9.09%
Wolves 52 59.09%
Slabs 7 7.95%
*** Part 2. These names are unacceptable or bad. (Check all that apply.) 6 6.82%
Coelacanths 60 68.18%
Savages 62 70.45%
Cavepeople 64 72.73%
Wolves 25 28.41%
Slabs 63 71.59%
I'm a non-voting United Nations observer. 2 2.27%
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Old 07-03-2020, 10:23 PM  
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Renaming the Chiefs: Round 1, Heat 1
The rules are:

1. You can vote 'yes' on as many as you like, AND you can vote 'no' on as many as you like. Feel free to run wild.

2. The winner of the heat will be the name that has the highest net score (yes minus no). This will reflect the name that has the most satisfaction and least disapproval. In other words, it will be the least controversial name.

We'll have 16 heats in Round 1, with one winner per heat. The entrants have been selected randomly from the nomination thread.


As background, assume that it's 2024. President Ted Nugent has just distributed holsters to every American household. He is now seeking to build consensus across the parties, so he names Elizabeth Warren as the nation's "sports czar". Elizabeth's first order of business is to eliminate Native American-themed sports names, because there's nothing she hates more than white people making money by appropriating native american culture.

So the Chiefs have no choice but to change names. If they don't, the team will be banned and a new replacement team will be formed in Los Angeles, because if you keep putting teams there, eventually people will start watching them. (That tentative team name is the Los Angeles Trembling Fawns if you're curious.)

In a bit of good news, they're allowing the fans to select the new name, so we're on the clock. Do your best work, people.
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Old 07-05-2020, 07:52 PM   #31
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I'm disappointed that "Native Tribal Leaders" isn't a choice.

But if I had to choose from only what is on the list, I'll go with "Savages."

Chiefs should be banned everywhere.

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Old 07-05-2020, 07:52 PM   #32
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or Crazy Caucasians....


How bout Kansas City Funnel.
-Storm Cloud
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-Wind From W
-WestWind
-Tornadoes
-Twisters

Something that ties it to KC. Certainly not KC Falls, Fountains, WaterWarriors, lol.

KC Rocks
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Old 07-05-2020, 08:06 PM   #33
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I have trouble with KC Wolves because it makes me think of our googly-eyed goofy mascot. I've never understood why our current mascot is a goofy wolf that doesn't match any of the team's branding. I think they got the costume on sale from a Wolf team that was shutting down.
The chiefs used a horse to run the field called WarPaint after touchdowns. In 1989 the Chiefs wanted a character that would be more conducive to kids. They invented K C Wolf to honor the original wolf pack. He has become an icon of the city.
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Old 07-06-2020, 07:59 AM   #34
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Can’t believe no one is getting behind my KC Rocks name.
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Old 07-06-2020, 08:07 AM   #35
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Wolfpack >> Wolves. Wolfpack has tradition with the team. And sounds better than wolves. Mascot should go away regardless.
Imagine...the hooooome of the AHOOOOOOOO!!

The WolfBark would replace the tomahawk chop. Actually would be kinda cool. Imagine 78K fans howling...that would be intimidating.
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Old 07-06-2020, 12:10 PM   #36
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Has anybody suggested the back-in-day name, “The Kansas City Kings”?
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Has anybody suggested the back-in-day name The Kansas City Kings?
Yep, it's in the tourney, so look for it in an upcoming heat.
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I'll keep three heats live, so we'll close Heat 1 with the following scoring.

Wolves - (+23)
Savages - (-42)
Coelacanths - (-45)
Slabs - (-50)
Cavepeople - (-51)

Wolves wins the heat and will move to Round 2.
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