Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

[gblowfish]

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

[chiefsfan1963]

Mahomes is just a winner!

[InChiefsHeaven]

Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

Seems like HB is okay after this loss

Lol

— Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) November 10, 2019

What the **** are you even talking about??

[Coochie liquor]

Titans have our number.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

We most likely wouldn't have been able to use 3 timeouts anyway? We got in very makeable range anyway?

What else did he do wrong?

Lots of people to blame today that did things they don't coach...

Do you think we should fire Reid?

A 52 yard FG is not a "very makeable" range... especially if you have the opportunity to get in for a closer FG.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by chiefsfan1963

Mahomes is just a winner!

Well, he should be. He probably felt this way a LOT at Texas Tech when he threw for over 400 and still lost because of a suck defense and special teams.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

What the **** are you even talking about??

Dude is ****ing laughing after this game and wants to throw teammates underneath the bus. **** him

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

Pat...throw the ****er away, don't take a sack there (not that it mattered, but still).

Taking the sack there was actually an incredibly high football IQ play that took away the Titans' final timeout (and still left the team in comfortable FG position). One of the rare times throwing the ball away is the wrong thing to do and he realized it. The guy is maybe the most impressive football player I've ever watched...too bad he's not getting much help.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

We set another record tho!!

The Kansas City Chiefs have lost by 7 points or less in their last 13 losses, including the playoffs. That is the longest streak in NFL history.

— Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) November 10, 2019

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

Dude is ****ing laughing after this game and wants to throw teammates underneath the bus. **** him

He's not throwing anybody under the bus.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Colquitt's mistake was on the panicked throw, not the hold. That ball was skipped to him. Also, the rusher was not offsides.

Yes he was. I’ve watched it a dozen times, he’s in a full sprint ad the ball is snapped.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Taking the sack there was actually an incredibly high football IQ play that took away the Titans' final timeout (and still left the team in comfortable FG position). One of the rare times throwing the ball away is the wrong thing to do and he realized it. The guy is maybe the most impressive football player I've ever watched...too bad he's not getting much help.

Yeah, losing that seven yards of field position made the field goal much easier. Especially after Butker had missed a PAT earlier. Sorry. The Tits didn't need all those time outs. They won anyway after the botched attempt.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Taking the sack there was actually an incredibly high football IQ play that took away the Titans' final timeout (and still left the team in comfortable FG position). One of the rare times throwing the ball away is the wrong thing to do and he realized it. The guy is maybe the most impressive football player I've ever watched...too bad he's not getting much help.

Agree it was the right decision by Mahomes, but the play call was bad.

Mahomes was not going to be running today, so the option should not have been pass or Mahomes having to run it.

[Easy 6]

Your piss and vinegar is entirely appropriate, Mr Blowfish... #7 is a crusher, how do they SQUANDER that kind of production

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

He's not throwing anybody under the bus.

Not at all. Just saying some peeps need to step up. That's way different than saying we need "new guys."

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Taking the sack there was actually an incredibly high football IQ play that took away the Titans' final timeout (and still left the team in comfortable FG position). One of the rare times throwing the ball away is the wrong thing to do and he realized it. The guy is maybe the most impressive football player I've ever watched...too bad he's not getting much help.

This. Very smart play by mahomes. Even though it would have given us a better shot at a first down, also very smart not to risk his body trying to leg it out. Blame the playcall or the special teams buffoonery. But mahomes did the right thing there.