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**gblowfish** · 11-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

Flying High D · 11-10-2019, 04:39 PM

Chiefs clownstomped themselves. Thx, for the write up.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:39 PM

Williams is in disbelief

Chiefs RB Damian Williams hasn’t moved since we got into the locker room. Still fully in pads and staring straight ahead.
— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:40 PM

Frank Clark told me he felt the #Chiefs defense came out “soft” on the final drive and that the #Titans came out more aggressive than they did on that drive. Clark also said they didn’t expect Tannehill to come out and run as physically as he did today.
— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RickObie

Andy’s presser will be the same after a loss - “It’s on me” I’m so tired of hearing that - yes it is in you - the Chiefs are soft and undisciplined like their head coach.

"We look forward to the challenge of playing the Chargers, with that time is yours".

(Chiefs media guy to Andy... Coach it is a Sunday/loss, not Wednesday)...

Andy... "That's on me, we'll get this cleaned up and go back to work, with that time is yours".

siberian khatru · 11-10-2019, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

Frank Clark told me he felt the #Chiefs defense came out “soft” on the final drive and that the #Titans came out more aggressive than they did on that drive. Clark also said they didn’t expect Tannehill to come out and run as physically as he did today.
— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019

WHAT THE ****ING ****

**PHOG** · 11-10-2019, 04:41 PM

Total fail, unforgettable.

Good write-up.

IowaHawkeyeChief · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

The formula on how to beat the Chiefs is pretty straight forward... survive Mahomes' led big plays for three quarters, stay in a close game into the fourth quarter and Andy/his clown show coaching staff will find a way to blow it with bad game management decisions, etc.

Share what Andy did wrong... The 3rd and 2? Don't bring that bullshit in here or I can get threads that bitch that we didn't try that in the past over and over. What else? They don't coach the longsnapper/punter mix up?

kcpasco · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

When you get ran over by QB for 3 extra yards you are a soft bitch. I don’t care if he is a big QB.

KCUnited · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

If only Clark's mouth could help him get off a block.

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

Frank Clark told me he felt the #Chiefs defense came out “soft” on the final drive and that the #Titans came out more aggressive than they did on that drive. Clark also said they didn’t expect Tannehill to come out and run as physically as he did today.
— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019

it only looked like he was running "physically" because of the Chiefs soft ass defense.

They made Tannehill look like Lamar Jackson.

chiefzilla1501 · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

Can't stop shaking my head over keeping Pennel inactive

Tired of Watkins inconsistency. He was supposed to be our hands guy. Sick of all the circus catches while dropping way too many easy ones.

Bieniemy is on my shit list. How is ball security not drilled over and over. Tiki barber was carrying a football around Omar Epps "the program" style when he had issues

The D got too cocky. Seemed like it was mostly the D complaining about the arrowhead crowd. Today, we paint Nashville red and they lay a turd. Shut up and play football.

Maybe it's a good thing Winchester blew a snap today. Feel like this guy was due for a bad snap. This isn't exactly the first terrible snap. If not for Colquitts skills as a holder this guy might have been cut long ago.

kcpasco · 11-10-2019, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

WHAT THE ****ING ****

My thoughts exactly.

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

Share what Andy did wrong... The 3rd and 2? Don't bring that bullshit in here or I can get threads that bitch that we didn't try that in the past over and over. What else? They don't coach the longsnapper/punter mix up?

Calling a time out on the 2 point attempt made complete sense to you, right?

Not a good day for your dumbshit Andy Reid apologist act.

Give it up for today.

2bikemike · 11-10-2019, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Colquitt's mistake was on the panicked throw, not the hold. That ball was skipped to him. Also, the rusher was not offsides.

Yep, Winchester screwed the pooch on that one. Colquitt wasn't even ready for him to snap it.

Lots of mistakes today. From the coaches to the players. I am sick of Defensive players who can't tackle. No way should Ryan Freaking Tannehill scramble for a first down dragging players across the line to gain.

siberian khatru · 11-10-2019, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco

My thoughts exactly.

I mean, that completely encapsulates it, doesn’t it? “We were surprised another team got physical with us.”

11-10-2019, 04:27 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets gblowfish's Avatar Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO	Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad! 9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game. 8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail. 7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT…. 6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September. 5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30. 4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great. 3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed. 2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts. 1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now. Last edited by gblowfish; 11-11-2019 at 10:59 AM..
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Flying High D MVP Flying High D's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2017	Chiefs clownstomped themselves. Thx, for the write up.
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	Williams is in disbelief Chiefs RB Damian Williams hasn’t moved since we got into the locker room. Still fully in pads and staring straight ahead. — James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	Frank Clark told me he felt the #Chiefs defense came out “soft” on the final drive and that the #Titans came out more aggressive than they did on that drive. Clark also said they didn’t expect Tannehill to come out and run as physically as he did today. — James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) November 10, 2019
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PHOG Dazed and Confused PHOG's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Somewhere Out There	Total fail, unforgettable. Good write-up.
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kcpasco MVP Join Date: Sep 2007	When you get ran over by QB for 3 extra yards you are a soft bitch. I don’t care if he is a big QB.
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11-10-2019, 04:42 PM	#26
chiefzilla1501 In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2008	Can't stop shaking my head over keeping Pennel inactive Tired of Watkins inconsistency. He was supposed to be our hands guy. Sick of all the circus catches while dropping way too many easy ones. Bieniemy is on my shit list. How is ball security not drilled over and over. Tiki barber was carrying a football around Omar Epps "the program" style when he had issues The D got too cocky. Seemed like it was mostly the D complaining about the arrowhead crowd. Today, we paint Nashville red and they lay a turd. Shut up and play football. Maybe it's a good thing Winchester blew a snap today. Feel like this guy was due for a bad snap. This isn't exactly the first terrible snap. If not for Colquitts skills as a holder this guy might have been cut long ago.
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