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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:08 PM   #241
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Let’s get to the real questions.

1. What is middle age?
2. What is old age?
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:09 PM   #242
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.

I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls.
Are you sure Billay wasn’t just trying to be nice when he told you this?
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:10 PM   #243
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Let’s get to the real questions.

1. What is middle age?
2. What is old age?
I’ve found both those numbers have shifted up as I age
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:11 PM   #244
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Even 20 yr old balls are weird looking.
Sorry homie.
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:20 PM   #245
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Are you sure Billay wasn’t just trying to be nice when he told you this?
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:24 PM   #246
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My high school grandkids won’t play basketball with my 61 year old wife because they say she’s too rough.
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Did you tell your grandkids they are pussies?
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:35 PM   #247
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Let’s get to the real questions.

1. What is middle age?
2. What is old age?
Middle age for most of us is 40 in my book, not too many reach 80 and beyond

Old age to me is slowly adjusting to new circumstances, my CP user bio is truer now than ever.... 16 going on 60 perfectly sums it all up

Still just a kid in my own head
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Old 04-12-2023, 09:09 PM   #248
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I think retirement is when you are officially "old" but honestly, I don't think of people in their 60's as OLD...But since I'm only 8 years away from that, maybe that's why...
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Old 04-12-2023, 09:45 PM   #249
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:07 PM   #250
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Removed? Get some Flowmax, drink enough cranberry juice to kill a horse, and pass that thing. I've had three of them in my lifetime and the pain is the worst I have ever experienced.
they snake up to where the stone is and laser it into small pieces. They put a stint in to give the pieces more room to GTFO. Go back a week later and they pull the stint out.

And yes, the worst pain ever. I have sciatica, that little stone caused so much more pain.
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Old 04-13-2023, 12:12 AM   #251
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Even 20 yr old balls are weird looking.
Sorry homie.
Hey, they are not there to look at.
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Old 04-13-2023, 02:58 AM   #252
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I’m 58. Am I old? I don’t feel old.
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Old 04-13-2023, 04:28 AM   #253
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Old 04-13-2023, 04:29 AM   #254
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I’m 58. Am I old? I don’t feel old.
The 55-65 crowd here is crowded.
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Old 04-13-2023, 04:38 AM   #255
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I'm 34.
Am I old?
I'll tell you what's old......

I seriously just threw out two golf polo shirts that both developed holes under the bottom button that were between 30-35 years old.

One Ashworth and one Dockers cotton polo golf shirts. The Dockers was the oldest shirt I owned and held up incredibly well. I still remember buying it at J.C. Penneys at the Ocean County Mall in the 80's.

That's old.....
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