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Old 11-17-2014, 01:50 AM   #2
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Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.


What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!"

It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair.
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Old 11-17-2014, 02:37 AM   #3
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Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:54 AM   #4
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Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
Nice work bud.
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:56 AM   #5
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Old 11-17-2014, 08:56 AM   #6
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Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:17 AM   #7
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Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
Mud. No pics. Sparing CP of the carnage..........
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:05 AM   #8
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:14 AM   #9
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Nice work!
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:33 AM   #10
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Nice work!
Any news on your front this morning?
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:35 AM   #11
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Any news on your front this morning?
What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:36 AM   #12
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What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.
I wasn't joking about mine yesterday either!
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:14 AM   #13
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:45 AM   #14
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any proof these things work? not to mention various height differences in people
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:52 AM   #15
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any proof these things work? not to mention various height differences in people
They work for sure.

Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne.

The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems.
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