-- Are you all still pooping fairly well?

[TLO]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Girls don't poop.

Amen.

[suzzer99]

I'm 99% sure I could eat the same thing everyday and still have a huge variety of poops over a few week sample.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

I'm 99% sure I could eat the same thing everyday and still have a huge variety of poops over a few week sample.

Not I. You always struck me as a rainbow kinda guy tho', soooo.....

[bsroyals54]

I've been dehydrated from too much booze so when i try to shit it stops halfway a lot

[suzzer99]

Here is the super-fancy version of the sprayer I'm talking about from a 5 star hotel:

Here is the medium fancy version from an office building:

Here is the rustic version at a beach tent resort:

The biggest question I have is where does one sit/stand/squat when using the sprayer or scooper? Over the toilet or over the bucket, drain, or sink thing? One clue is that in the office bathroom stalls the walls came all the way to the floor and sealed tight (so no "wide stance" possible). I have a feeling this is to contain water on the floor.

And here is the only pit toilet I've seen so far in a divey bar that I'm guessing doesn't get a lot of westerners:

[TimeForWasp]

you seem nice. Poopy butt and all.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by ChiefsNow

you seem nice. Poopy butt and all.

Did you want to share a poop story?

[Aries Walker]

I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy. I haven't even had them, though I'm fairly well convinced I will, and judging by what my co-worker Steve went through that one time, I am not looking forward to that day at all.

[stumppy]

I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by stumppy

I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.

You probably need to twerk on that.

[stumppy]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

You probably need to twerk on that.

I AM NOT clicking on that video.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by stumppy

I AM NOT clicking on that video.

It's pretty tame for a pants shitting video.

[suzzer99]

Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:

An associate went for ~3 weeks on a christian mission family exchange type of deal. He said the first week is terrible, but about the time you start to "stink" your body adjusts to the food. Some of his stories were quite hilarious. He claimed it takes a while for your body to "quit stinking" after you get back home.

"I'm wet from my back to my balls while standing over a slippery hole in the floor with crap on my hand.... and there isn't a towel in sight. I've got to be doing something wrong."