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View Poll Results: Was this sexual harassment? | |||
NO because you are working under the table on private property | 3 | 3.80% | |
NO because you are a man and she is a woman | 6 | 7.59% | |
NO because you are a strong man and she is 77 years old | 10 | 12.66% | |
NO because you didn't reprimand her and leave immediately | 0 | 0% | |
NO Because you were wearing tight cargo shorts and bending over in plain sight | 3 | 3.80% | |
ON because you should have brought the safety pins. You are bad. | 9 | 11.39% | |
YES because it was nonconsensual touching on the buttocks | 7 | 8.86% | |
YES because she is your "employer" | 0 | 0% | |
YES because you feel uncomfortable about it. | 4 | 5.06% | |
This is the worst Penthouse Forums story I've ever read | 37 | 46.84% | |
Voters: 79. You may not vote on this poll |
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04-22-2024, 08:44 PM | #2 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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04-22-2024, 08:43 PM | #3 |
Starter
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The old girl shot her shot. Respect.
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04-22-2024, 08:49 PM | #4 |
Award Winning Tailgater
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Mental note to self: remember to bring the safety pins next time!
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04-23-2024, 09:14 AM | #5 |
Fish are scared of me
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Obviously a retired school teacher. Bet!
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04-22-2024, 08:50 PM | #6 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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04-22-2024, 08:52 PM | #7 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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This is not about sex, it’s about power
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04-23-2024, 07:23 AM | #8 |
Supporter
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This is the correct answer.
So what you are going to have to do is take back the power. My suggestion is to pin her down and hate **** her while staring into her eyes. Don’t say anything, just a brutal pounding, eye contact, and then tell her to get out. |
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04-22-2024, 09:28 PM | #9 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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04-22-2024, 10:53 PM | #10 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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04-22-2024, 08:55 PM | #11 |
No Keys, No Problem
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
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Dear Penthouse,
I always read these letters and thought they were fake and then it happened to me. |
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04-22-2024, 09:48 PM | #12 | |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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I would probably take it as a compliment, but I wouldn't let her get behind me after that. Y'know, assuming there's no magic between you. |
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04-22-2024, 08:55 PM | #13 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Be sure to bring the dust buster
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04-22-2024, 08:55 PM | #14 |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Maybe after you fix that window you can recalibrate her gaydar, you homo!
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04-22-2024, 08:56 PM | #15 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Wtf cream puff? You take that smack and wear it as a badge of honor. That’s probably more physical contact than she’s had in ages.
If anything, you should be pissed that she didn’t put a dollar bill in your jeans |
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