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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM..
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Old 04-30-2021, 10:54 PM   #886
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How does one pronounce patteeu any way?

pat TEE ooo


is my best guess. What does patteeu mean?
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Old 04-30-2021, 10:56 PM   #887
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:01 PM   #888
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pah-TOE
That's my pick.
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:03 PM   #889
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How does one pronounce patteeu ?
bundle of sticks
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:03 PM   #890
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Move this shit to DC. The OP hasn't posted about the Chiefs in like 20 years.
calm down bitch
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:04 PM   #891
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So he took off for France?
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:05 PM   #892
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Move this shit to DC. The OP hasn't posted about the Chiefs in like 20 years.
Who are you?
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:05 PM   #893
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So he took off for France?
yes with his 2 gay lovers
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:05 PM   #894
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:06 PM   #895
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calm down bitch
The dude has a total lack of ability to read the room.
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:07 PM   #896
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The dude has a total lack of ability to read the room.
it was an ironic comment from a blowhard douchebag
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:09 PM   #897
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i feel this is coming so hard
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:09 PM   #898
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yes with his 2 gay lovers
If your going to France, why not take gay lovers?
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:09 PM   #899
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why am i so excited for this
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:09 PM   #900
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yes with his 2 gay lovers
That would be shocking, but yet at the same time explain the sudden departure. Still, I'm betting against this.
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