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Old 08-20-2004, 07:23 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:59 AM   #3
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best idea on the whole thread--I don't think he's advanced enough for a dirty sanchez or an 'E.T. phone home'...

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Old 08-20-2004, 07:22 PM   #4
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:24 PM   #5
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #6
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Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:28 PM   #7
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Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!
If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:29 PM   #8
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If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.
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Old 09-18-2004, 10:01 AM   #9
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If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....


damn, that was harsh

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Old 09-18-2004, 10:01 AM   #10
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you're clueless, dawg--

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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #11
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Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:31 PM   #12
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Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??
I have a man. He just isn't here tonight. Besides, I have homework to whittle away on.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:29 PM   #13
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM   #14
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
Whoa Jenny!! Arnt there chat rooms on AOL and Yahoo for these kinds of stories??? LOL
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:32 PM   #15
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.
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