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Old 10-20-2014, 08:09 PM  
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Just Took Head In The Car From 50 Year Old
Sitting in the bar on 92 and Shea, watching the game. Unknown Cougar being frisky, says let's step out at half time. Gobbles like a pro. Best part? She gets in her car and leaves after. Can watch the second half piece aside from the boys running shit...
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:00 PM   #196
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"Took head" still cracks me up.

This.

Who even says "took head"?
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:01 PM   #197
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It makes it sound like he forced her. She didn't give it to him, he took it.

"Gimme that head right now, bitch!"
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:43 PM   #198
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Vali did you end up dating this chick?
What do you mean? That doesn't count as a date?
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Old 10-23-2015, 07:35 PM   #199
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:53 PM   #200
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:58 PM   #201
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gotta love cougars...horniest bitches on the market.
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Old 03-05-2016, 02:20 PM   #202
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So, did granny leave her teeth in or take 'em out?
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Old 03-05-2016, 02:42 PM   #203
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Do we wait for her to post pics?



Edit: Whoops this is an old thread.

Did it end up on pornhub?
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Old 03-05-2016, 02:42 PM   #204
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My favorite part of this story is the cougar getting into her car and leaving afterwards. It's just a funny mental image.
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Old 03-05-2016, 03:01 PM   #205
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My favorite part of this story is the cougar getting into her car and leaving afterwards. It's just a funny mental image.
It was probably a Buick Regal with the turn signal accidentally left on.
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Old 03-05-2016, 03:21 PM   #206
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:13 PM   #207
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What is going on at ChiefsPlanet?

Thread titles such as "Soooo...Do You Suck Dick," and "Just Took Head in The Car From 50 Year Old," and "***Caucus with your wiener out***", I am at a loss for words.

that's all.
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:19 PM   #208
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What is going on at ChiefsPlanet?

Thread titles such as "Soooo...Do You Suck Dick," and "Just Took Head in The Car From 50 Year Old," and "***Caucus with your wiener out***", I am at a loss for words.

that's all.
Don't worry sooner or later someone will be drunk enough to let you touch one.
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:27 PM   #209
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What is going on at ChiefsPlanet?

Thread titles such as "Soooo...Do You Suck Dick," and "Just Took Head in The Car From 50 Year Old," and "***Caucus with your wiener out***", I am at a loss for words.

that's all.
i still cant make threads!!!
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:27 PM   #210
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Each time I read "took head in the car from a 50 year old" all I can think of is he was walking by a car seen a 50 year old woman about to blow her husband and he rips open the door drags her out curb stomps her then jumps in and blows the dude himself
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