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Old 04-29-2004, 11:47 PM  
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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:25 PM   #121
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I've sat back leaving the obvious for a newb...

I can't BELIEVE I've not yet seen a Ladies man reference.

"If Ah had a girl sexule robot, Ah would have it covered in red vel-vet......so it would be saaawft, when I do it.....in da butt"
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This thread should be stuck to the top of this forum (stickied or whatever it's called on this BBS).
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:28 PM   #122
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Has anyone proposed the eunuch approach yet? I'm presuming that the Japanese "hand machine" was discussed long ago.
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:33 PM   #123
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Might as well get this thread too, I am off for the weekend. Have fun with this one guys...
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:35 PM   #124
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:56 PM   #125
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oh man!

nice...........I thought I looked pretty sexy in those shades.......
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:20 PM   #126
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oh man!

nice...........I thought I looked pretty sexy in those shades.......
It's not the shades...

It's you.
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:31 PM   #127
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oh man!

nice...........I thought I looked pretty sexy in those shades.......
Dude, I don't mean this to sound the wrong way, but if you need to invent robot sex toys to eliminate female control over sex...well, that just tells me you don't know how to use your dick.

Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:33 PM   #128
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Dude, I don't mean this to sound the wrong way, but if you need to invent robot sex toys to eliminate female control over sex...well, that just tells me you don't know how to use your dick.

Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
I figured you'd be a huge fan of Paul, JG. Can you imagine how many women he's converted to lesbianism?
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:49 PM   #129
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:03 PM   #130
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I figured you'd be a huge fan of Paul, JG. Can you imagine how many women he's converted to lesbianism?

lol, there's been a few I'm sure
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:23 PM   #131
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Dude, I don't mean this to sound the wrong way, but if you need to invent robot sex toys to eliminate female control over sex...well, that just tells me you don't know how to use your dick.

Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
Damn. That's what I was trying to say earlier in the thread, but you said it so much better than I could.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:35 PM   #132
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Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
Resigning to this painful fact has made my life so much better and so much easier.

Oh wait, no it hasn't. I'm going to go sit on my couch now, in the dark, and drink and drink and drink until the really hot hallucinogenic women show up.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:46 PM   #133
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:03 PM   #134
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You're welcome. I just saved the young guys on
Lawyers: $20,000+
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Alimony: $1,000 a month until the bitch dies or remarries.

Figure it out and send me 1% for the next 20 years. I'm providing a valuable service here.
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:14 PM   #135
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