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05-28-2023, 02:45 PM | #106 |
What's up braj?
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05-28-2023, 02:56 PM | #107 |
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If it floats, fly’s or ****s, your better to be a renter
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05-28-2023, 03:04 PM | #108 |
What's up braj?
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05-28-2023, 03:17 PM | #109 |
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There has been some really great sage advice given in this thread. I will add just a couple that I haven't seen listed or just missed the post on these.
For younger folks. If you get a job that includes benefits for for a 401K with matching employer contributions - do it. For marriage - Never go to bed mad with your spouse. Agree to disagree, work it out best you can. |
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05-28-2023, 03:18 PM | #110 |
pie is never free
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Always begin to feel "ill" at work and make sure everyone knows it... before calling off sick the next day
Never do today, what can be put off until tomorrow When in doubt, just wing it |
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05-28-2023, 03:23 PM | #111 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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05-28-2023, 03:26 PM | #112 |
pie is never free
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Always weave a little bit, that way all the other cars will stay away from you
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05-28-2023, 03:31 PM | #113 |
pie is never free
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If your sink is full of dirty dishes, put some clean dishes in the draining rack... now it looks like you're working on it
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05-28-2023, 03:35 PM | #114 | |
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05-28-2023, 03:39 PM | #115 |
pie is never free
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Never date a girl who pays her rent with ones
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05-28-2023, 03:39 PM | #116 |
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Keep your whiskey and your house neat.
Every piece of ass you pass up is one you'll want back. |
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05-28-2023, 03:43 PM | #117 |
pie is never free
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Before going through resumes, always throw the top half in the trash... you don't want to hire unlucky people
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05-28-2023, 03:59 PM | #118 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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Wife once advised me “happy wife happy life”
I advised her not to say that again and she didn’t. |
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05-28-2023, 04:15 PM | #119 |
pie is never free
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The best way to get rid of a sunburn, is by taking the hottest shower possible
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