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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I wonder what your wife was doing when you were chasing the Big Montana to Louisiana?
Was she smiling when you got home? Smell like ups boxes? You don't want "your best friend" back....you want to still sniff poon that isn't yours. Maybe your wife will google this thread and half of your problem will be solved. |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
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I noticed you mentioned you had sex with this girl. Tell me, did she enjoy a good fisting?
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You're lucky her husband didn't run you through a wood chipper into a fire ant hill. I take back what I said about letting it out....hold it in....feel the burn. |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
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#9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Special gal I'm sure. Its not every girl that can eat a peanut butter sandwich while you poop on her chest.
What you should have done was been a loyal husband, or given her the courtesy of leaving....instead of playing the brown noise on your wife and kids, and her family. You've given yourself an enema and put on your own white pants in the front of the church. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Her cervix is like a bright light on a bug zapper.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppppppp your wife deserves HALF. |
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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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You're scum. Both women deserve better than you.
Dude... if you don't love your wife move on. You're doing more damage than good. |
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#13 |
It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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Forget the woman. She's chosen to move on (probably realized you weren't leaving your wife and she deserved better).
Explore leaving your wife. It's just my opinion, but you'll **** up your kids more by staying in that marriage than otherwise. And she definitely deserves better. Also. Get your priorities un-****ed up. |
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
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It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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