Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 72 of 154 « First 226268697071 72 7374757682122 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
convict1983 convict1983 is offline
Registered User
 
convict1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Diego
Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
Last edited by DaFace; 07-01-2008 at 05:07 PM..
Posts: 154
convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #1066
StcChief StcChief is offline
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
 
StcChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
big difference between scared and safe. put this 100 mph stuff on a track.
the Freeway and city streets are not YOUR PRIVATE RACE TRACK.
Posts: 25,901
StcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:28 PM   #1067
Rausch Rausch is offline
Mindful Taoist German
 
Rausch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life.
Yeah, that's probably it...
Posts: 74,425
Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:33 PM   #1068
Skip Towne Skip Towne is offline
Supporter
 
Skip Towne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace View Post
Though I won't lecture you, as I said, the idea that people are telling you this because they are "envious" is absurd.
This punk is absurd. He has a mental age of 14.
Posts: 69,689
Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:37 PM   #1069
2112 2112 is offline
Reset
 
2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
25 and living it up is coming here and starting a thread about how very cool you really are? yeah baby!

src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vgeV23orVx0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344">
Posts: 22,064
2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:39 PM   #1070
StcChief StcChief is offline
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
 
StcChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
classics nomination before/after this guy goes splat.
Posts: 25,901
StcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:40 PM   #1071
MIAdragon MIAdragon is online now
Someone pass the antifreeze
 
MIAdragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Miami (North Cuba)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
Stay Down Bitch!!
Posts: 15,776
MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.MIAdragon has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:44 PM   #1072
Rausch Rausch is offline
Mindful Taoist German
 
Rausch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon View Post
Stay Down Bitch!!
Attached Images
File Type: jpg beating.jpg (24.9 KB, 164 views)
Posts: 74,425
Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 PM   #1073
2112 2112 is offline
Reset
 
2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon View Post
Stay Down Bitch!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch View Post
src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8kxBfrXp7mQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344">
Posts: 22,064
2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 PM   #1074
DaFace DaFace is offline
Kind of a mod
 
DaFace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
Interesting stat I ran into:

"Almost two thirds of the fatalities were associated with speeding as an operator contributing factor in the crash" (referring to fatal motorcycle accidents)

http://www.webbikeworld.com/Motorcycle-Safety/crash.htm
Posts: 51,964
DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 PM   #1075
Adept Havelock Adept Havelock is offline
Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
 
Adept Havelock's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Flux,awaiting an observer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture View Post
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.
Posts: 14,305
Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.Adept Havelock is not part of the Right 53.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:47 PM   #1076
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
I'll be back.
 
Hammock Parties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon View Post
Stay Down Bitch!!
That's copyrighted.
Posts: 278,656
Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:48 PM   #1077
DaFace DaFace is offline
Kind of a mod
 
DaFace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan View Post
That's copyrighted.
I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.
Posts: 51,964
DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaFace is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:49 PM   #1078
Coach Coach is offline
Champs!
 
Coach's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace View Post
I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.
Posts: 53,225
Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coach is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:50 PM   #1079
2112 2112 is offline
Reset
 
2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock View Post
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park.
He's a classic thug turd, you can't use common sense and reason with them. they know it all. hopefully he'll be cut to pieces before he begins breeding.
Posts: 22,064
2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2008, 08:50 PM   #1080
StcChief StcChief is offline
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
 
StcChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan View Post
That's copyrighted.


so are "and monkey fly outta my butt"
Posts: 25,901
StcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 72 of 154 « First 226268697071 72 7374757682122 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:17 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.