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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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05-01-2021, 09:49 AM | #1036 |
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Excellent work.
It never occurred to me that the words weren’t his. |
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05-01-2021, 09:49 AM | #1037 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: L.A.
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That was a truly epic way to go out. It's really touching that he cared so much about Chiefsplanet to do this. RIP Patteau.
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05-01-2021, 09:59 AM | #1038 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Damn. We lost another good one.
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05-01-2021, 10:19 AM | #1039 |
Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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I just skimmed this thread when first posted. I just thought it was another drama thread and I usually try to avoid that stuff these days. And as I recall, he mostly posted in DC. Nonetheless, patteau was a long time, respected CP member. RIP, Pat.
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05-01-2021, 10:20 AM | #1040 |
Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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Does anyone know how old he was and when he actually passed?
Edit: his profile says he was 57. |
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05-01-2021, 10:31 AM | #1041 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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05-01-2021, 10:40 AM | #1042 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2010
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I wish I could apologize to Patteeu. I've been an angry douchebag poster here for the last 5 years, and I was pretty much a dick to Patteeu several times in the DC forum.
I stopped posting here a few months ago because I decided I don't want to be that guy anymore. Since Pat won't see my apology, I'll have to settle for apologizing to everyone else. I apologize to you all. I'm really not as much of a dick in real life. Honest. Rest in peace, Pat. I'm sorry. You were taken far too young. |
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05-01-2021, 10:43 AM | #1043 | |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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05-01-2021, 10:44 AM | #1044 |
Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
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We're losing too many people here too often. RIP patteeu
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05-01-2021, 10:51 AM | #1045 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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05-01-2021, 10:57 AM | #1046 |
**** the Raiders
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05-01-2021, 10:58 AM | #1047 |
pie is never free
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05-01-2021, 11:21 AM | #1048 |
Born to Ride
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Location: NWA
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Always respected Patteau. Sad day indeed. RIP brother!
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05-01-2021, 11:28 AM | #1049 |
Forklift Certified
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Growing old sucks
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05-01-2021, 11:30 AM | #1050 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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