Your 2024 Chiefs Cheerleaders

[PHOG]

Maybe the Chiefs photographer's real job is at the DMV.

[FlaChief58]

It's pretty sad that this is the best the Chiefs can do in terms of cheerleaders.

If we weren't winning superbowls, it'd be time to fly the banner

[saphojunkie]

Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.

having said that...

The CP hatred for the Chiefs cheerleaders is an annual event I'm growing to love.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.

Meh, most of us have banged at least one or two ugly broads. Our willingness to screw them is not a reliable indicator of their appearance.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Meh, most of us have banged at least one or two ugly broads. Our willingness to screw them is not a reliable indicator of their appearance.

We did what had to be done - but we didn't pay them or take them out in public for ****s sake...

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.

.

Not all of us.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

At least it's two years in a row without the dude out there...

[Rain Man]

1. Josie (1:25)
2. Raegan (1:35)
3. Maddie (0:46)

[Rain Man]

In studying this video, I'm realizing one of the challenges that these women face. They tend to wear bright Chiefs-red lipstick, and a strong red lipstick isn't a good look for most women. It tends to exaggerate the lips and the teeth relative to more muted colors.

I dated a woman in college who had a pretty unsophisticated roommate. I remember going over to their house once and the roommate was getting ready to go out for a night on the town. She had put on some bright red lipstick, and she was very light-skinned with somewhat large lips, and it was horrific. She looked like a murderous clown. It was so bad that I had to stop myself from intervening, but I didn't know her well enough to say anything.

Women of CP, heed my advice - red lipstick is a high-risk thing. It can work, but if you use it, don't make it so bright that it becomes the focal point of your face.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

In studying this video, I'm realizing one of the challenges that these women face. They tend to wear bright Chiefs-red lipstick, and a strong red lipstick isn't a good look for most women. It tends to exaggerate the lips and the teeth relative to more muted colors.

I dated a woman in college who had a pretty unsophisticated roommate. I remember going over to their house once and the roommate was getting ready to go out for a night on the town. She had put on some bright red lipstick, and she was very light-skinned with somewhat large lips, and it was horrific. She looked like a murderous clown. It was so bad that I had to stop myself from intervening, but I didn't know her well enough to say anything.

Women of CP, heed my advice - red lipstick is a high-risk thing. It can work, but if you use it, don't make it so bright that it becomes the focal point of your face.

You only date white girls?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You only date white girls?

For the past thirty years, yeah. Just my wife.

But back in the day, I was all about diversity in my dating pool. I lusted after women of any age, ancestry, ethnicity, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, or veteran status.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

For the past thirty years, yeah. Just my wife.

But back in the day, I was all about diversity in my dating pool. I lusted after women of any age, ancestry, ethnicity, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, or veteran status.

The darker the skin, the redder the lip.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

The darker the skin, the redder the lip.

Now I have to look.

Siri, bring up a google image search for "women's lips".

[Otter]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

In studying this video, I'm realizing one of the challenges that these women face. They tend to wear bright Chiefs-red lipstick, and a strong red lipstick isn't a good look for most women. It tends to exaggerate the lips and the teeth relative to more muted colors.

I dated a woman in college who had a pretty unsophisticated roommate. I remember going over to their house once and the roommate was getting ready to go out for a night on the town. She had put on some bright red lipstick, and she was very light-skinned with somewhat large lips, and it was horrific. She looked like a murderous clown. It was so bad that I had to stop myself from intervening, but I didn't know her well enough to say anything.

Women of CP, heed my advice - red lipstick is a high-risk thing. It can work, but if you use it, don't make it so bright that it becomes the focal point of your face.

Had a college companion that lived below me and would wear eyeliner that I would compare to icing on a cake thick. No idea how she blinked without going blind.


Makeup should be used to where no one knows your wearing it.