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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Oh No..........Poor III's lady just registered. I'll bet my rep on it. I predict more wreckage than the Daytona 500.
* ad libbed by Iowanian III, Read this article Closely "Cops: Gal(met on internet)* Flushed Beau's Genitals Sunday, February 20, 2005 ANCHORAGE — Anchorage (search) police said a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet. Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday morning and surgeons reattached it. Thirty-five-year-old Kim Tran was charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence. She was jailed at the Anchorage Jail (search). At the Sunday arraignment, Tran requested a Vietnamese interpreter and Magistrate Brian Johnson continued the arraignment until Monday with no bail set. Anchorage Police Department (search) spokeswoman Anita Shell said Tran dropped off the 44-year-old victim at Providence Hospital shortly after midnight. Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up. At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. Shell said the woman pulled out a kitchen knife, severed the man's penis and flushed it down the toilet. Officers arrived at the couple's home and found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene. Utility workers recovered the man's severed member and surgeons were successful in reattaching it. |
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When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
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#93 |
Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Uh oh. I see our newest member... this is about to get ugly!
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For The Glory Of The City
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Kansas City
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#95 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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For our Little Buddy who didn't listen........
It could easily be back to
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#96 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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He told her about ChiefsPlanet? My sympathies for Roy3 have just about reached zero...
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#97 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Know Waylon Jennings III? ReCheck this beauty.
"***************** WRONG ***************** written by Steve Seskin and Andre Pessis performed by Waylon Jennings. Capo on the 2nd fret. Verse 1: E A E It was a picture perfect wedding A We had the whole world at our feet E Everyone thought we were heading A Down some lovers easy street D We'd have a house out in the country A A picket fence the whole nine yards E They said our love would last forever It was written in the stars Chorus: A Wrong D I should have known it all along E When the future looks to bright Can't be anything but right A Wrong Verse 2: E A E I was all but devastated A When she told me we were through E In a while the heartache faded A And i found somebody new D I swore that this time would be different A I had it all figured out E I wouldn't make the same mystakes I knew what love was all about Chorus. Chorus (bis): A Wrong D Everything was going strong E The sky was always blue Thought my dreams had all come true A Wrong A Wrong |
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#98 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Hmmm
I got married at the age of 19 (had an "oops" and "did the right thing"). I'm in my 30's now and still happily married with a great kid. Make a good living, own a 5 bedroom house (well, OK, the bank owns it), have 2 nice cars about 2 years old (OK, bank again), 25k sitting in a retirment fund, 10k liquid savings, and still working on my bachelor's. Yeah, I fucked up. Don't do what I did, you'll regret it the rest of your life. (Although to be totally honest, I never would have married my wife it weren't for the "oops". Best screw up of my life.) |
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#99 |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
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It got quiet in here once the fiance signed up.
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#101 |
Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Don't EVER build stuff together. Trust me. And the prase, "Damn it, *insert name here*!" should NEVER be uttered... no matter how mad you are or how bass ackwards she's doing something.
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#102 |
Scott Pioli
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Copacobana
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I can't wait to see how this turns out.
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Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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Cross with me
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".
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