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Old 05-30-2018, 12:03 PM  
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2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading
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Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!



The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.


Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.


This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.


SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.


Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.


TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.


BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.


JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.


Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.


This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:


LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.



Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.



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Old 06-05-2018, 04:33 PM   #91
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Congrats to the stupid son of a bitch who won!
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Old 06-05-2018, 05:34 PM   #92
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LoneIguana was named DOTY just last year. He is reigning champ!
One would think after two consecutive nominations, let alone title win and retention, he would begin to realize he's actually an idiot. I guess he wouldn't be an idiot if he did however.

Congrats LoneIdiot! You deserve it!
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Old 06-05-2018, 06:20 PM   #93
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So Lone Iguana has now won back-to-back events; Douce of the Year and King of the Dipshits.

I'm impressed!

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Old 06-05-2018, 06:23 PM   #94
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Surely there is some sorta violation here not coming to it coronation thread is disrespecting Lord Fisty. Mods surely a few month ban will bring him to acceptance of its crown. Or shun him into 6 months of Romper Room where we can all publicly shame it.
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Old 06-05-2018, 06:34 PM   #95
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Surely there is some sorta violation here not coming to it coronation thread is disrespecting Lord Fisty. Mods surely a few month ban will bring him to acceptance of its crown. Or shun him into 6 months of Romper Room where we can all publicly shame it.
Isn't him locking himself in DC more punishment than the mods could ever dish out?
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Old 06-05-2018, 06:42 PM   #96
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Isn't him locking himself in DC more punishment than the mods could ever dish out?
Thats a place he truly loves not punishment. He has some crazy notion he can change a mind. You disrespect the King Fisty you go to the dungeon not the Kings harem of whores.
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Old 06-05-2018, 06:51 PM   #97
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Old 06-05-2018, 07:06 PM   #98
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You disrespect the King Fisty you go to the dungeon

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Old 06-05-2018, 07:25 PM   #99
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Why hasn’t Loon accepted his award?
The butthurt flows through him.
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Old 06-05-2018, 07:41 PM   #100
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Old 06-05-2018, 07:53 PM   #101
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:01 PM   #102
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:02 PM   #103
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:03 PM   #104
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One would think after two consecutive nominations, let alone title win and retention, he would begin to realize he's actually an idiot. I guess he wouldn't be an idiot if he did however.

Congrats LoneIdiot! You deserve it!
Are you kidding? He's never lost an argument or been outsmarted by anybody! Just ask him!

Somebody recently compared him to the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I can't think of a better analogy.
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:05 PM   #105
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After observing Loon...he's the dumbest mofo by far on this board. Sweets looks like a ****ing genius in comparison. Taco and his sad, pathetic board comes closer. Damn that place is a pile of shit.
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