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12-31-2011, 11:53 AM | #9601 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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you know what? i need all the friends i can get. plus you're a fellow Royals fan. you're okay in my book, just for that reason alone (even if you don't win the DOY).
oh, and sofa, did you at least feel her up? it looks like your fellow cp'ers are dying to know! C'mon C'mon C'mon!!!! hopefully you'll at least get a 2nd date if you on your best behavior and all! Last edited by cabletech94; 12-31-2011 at 11:57 AM.. Reason: must. not. hijack. thread. for. own. amusement. |
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12-31-2011, 12:00 PM | #9602 | |
You think you can get by this?
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EDIT: And we all also know that I haven't always had a history of respecting myself. I like to think I've grown past it. Last edited by luv; 12-31-2011 at 12:14 PM.. |
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12-31-2011, 12:03 PM | #9603 | |
Stuff & Things
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I have no room to even begin discussing dating for I was on the market a very short time. Kind of like the McRib, you know? I was available for a limited time only and cause explosive gas and diarrhea. Posted via Mobile Device |
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12-31-2011, 12:12 PM | #9604 | |
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And ftr, I agree with luv that ****ing on first date probably ruins the shot at it becoming meaningful relationship. |
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12-31-2011, 12:13 PM | #9605 | |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Lumpy No, sir. The damage is done. In fact, Gonzo served me w/ papers today, (well sort of). He handed me a Taco Bell napkin w/ "I'm leaving your ass, beyatch" written on it. Needless to say I'm upset... that sumbitch didn't even bring me a taco. What a prick. omg!!! the beefy cheesy burrito is back!!!! it's better than mcrib!!!! although diahrea from one of those monkeys with those huge bare asses are better than mcrib, you know. he should have gone with one of those instead of a taco. as always, condolences. took this from the new year thread. does it count as a repost? oh wait, i'm sorry Q. |
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12-31-2011, 12:19 PM | #9606 | |
Hello
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12-31-2011, 12:22 PM | #9607 |
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12-31-2011, 12:26 PM | #9608 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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12-31-2011, 12:27 PM | #9609 |
Hello
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12-31-2011, 12:33 PM | #9610 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
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If you need an idea for a second date I got one for you.
The key to this date is to agree before hand on splitting the bill 50/50. Then you take her to the supermarket and do all your grocery shopping. To make sure she has the best time possible, as you pass the bananas make sure to make a ringing noise and act like one is a phone. Then when you are checking out make sure she pays her half. |
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12-31-2011, 12:35 PM | #9611 | |
Hello
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Car's low on gas too, better fill it up. |
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12-31-2011, 12:38 PM | #9612 | |
Stuff & Things
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Heh, guess we've been together a while. I totally missed that, yesterday. Posted via Mobile Device |
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12-31-2011, 12:38 PM | #9613 |
Grand champ
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12-31-2011, 12:38 PM | #9614 |
Stuff & Things
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12-31-2011, 12:42 PM | #9615 | |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
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Edit: And you should ALWAYS get gas money up front, it lets them know you are serious. |
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