Your 2024 Chiefs Cheerleaders

[Stewie]

Here you go! Who is making these decisions? Ugh.

[HayWire]

Jesus Christ....I hate seeing these threads every year. Why in the hell do they do this to us

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Balto

Found him!

MFer looks like Brian Dennehy and Chris Farley banged on the set of "Tommy Boy" and conceived a butthole baby.

[FlaChief58]

via GIFER

Beautiful, as always

[booger]

Originally Posted by srvy

Former Chiefs Cheer Alumni

By squeezing all of their udders
I will make shitloads of butter

[Bwana]

Oh my

[ChiefsCountry]

It's weird how bad they make some of these girls look. My college roommate dated two Chiefs Cheerleaders and they were very pretty girls but their Chiefs Cheerleader photos made them look bad.

[PHOG]

Maybe the Chiefs photographer's real job is at the DMV.

[FlaChief58]

It's pretty sad that this is the best the Chiefs can do in terms of cheerleaders.

If we weren't winning superbowls, it'd be time to fly the banner

[saphojunkie]

Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.

having said that...

The CP hatred for the Chiefs cheerleaders is an annual event I'm growing to love.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.

Meh, most of us have banged at least one or two ugly broads. Our willingness to screw them is not a reliable indicator of their appearance.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Meh, most of us have banged at least one or two ugly broads. Our willingness to screw them is not a reliable indicator of their appearance.

We did what had to be done - but we didn't pay them or take them out in public for ****s sake...

[Balto]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

It's weird how bad they make some of these girls look. My college roommate dated two Chiefs Cheerleaders and they were very pretty girls but their Chiefs Cheerleader photos made them look bad.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

At least it's two years in a row without the dude out there...

[Rain Man]

1. Josie (1:25)
2. Raegan (1:35)
3. Maddie (0:46)

[Rain Man]

In studying this video, I'm realizing one of the challenges that these women face. They tend to wear bright Chiefs-red lipstick, and a strong red lipstick isn't a good look for most women. It tends to exaggerate the lips and the teeth relative to more muted colors.

I dated a woman in college who had a pretty unsophisticated roommate. I remember going over to their house once and the roommate was getting ready to go out for a night on the town. She had put on some bright red lipstick, and she was very light-skinned with somewhat large lips, and it was horrific. She looked like a murderous clown. It was so bad that I had to stop myself from intervening, but I didn't know her well enough to say anything.

Women of CP, heed my advice - red lipstick is a high-risk thing. It can work, but if you use it, don't make it so bright that it becomes the focal point of your face.