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Old 06-06-2024, 02:08 PM  
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Your Daily Life Tip by Womble Esq
Every day I will provide you all with one tip to improve your life.

I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed.

This OP will track all of my tips.

Please note, I am not interested in a discussion and will not reply to any of your responses. Take it and improve or leave it and continue to sink. *Edit - rule relaxed and I'll sometimes reply to or insult participants.

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Old 06-10-2024, 02:20 PM   #76
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A step up from Kohl's.
Ok, so that's a lie. Never listening to anything you say ever again because you are a liar.
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Old 06-10-2024, 08:18 PM   #77
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It's a life tip, you an American life tip. If you're in a place where the locals don't speak English like Tokyo or Glasgow, then how are you going to get a guy to let you into his backroom toilet in his shitty shop if you can't speak the lingo?

Find yourself a nice hotel and shit to your arse's content. Trust me on this one bruv, I've almost certainly got far more public defecation life experience that you. I consider myself a toilet connoisseur.
Can you say "ass" please?

You are on an American forum thank you very much.
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Old 06-11-2024, 10:08 AM   #78
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A tip for y'all who are concerned with online privacy - think twice about uploading pictures straight from your phone to image hosting websites. Most phones save location data automatically in the metadata of your photos unless you have specifically disabled this feature on your handset. This means that if you put out a photo online, all it takes is for someone to go on the properties of the file to find out the exact location it was taken at. Therefore if you're putting up a picture of a photo taken from your house on here then savvy forum users now know your address.

So how do you stop this? Well, there's a number of ways. The easiest is to simply change your settings on your phone to not save location data...but what if you think it's quite a nice feature and don't want to disable it? The easiest way to get around this is to take screenshots of your photos you wish to share (location data will not be present in screenshots) and then upload those screenshots to the image hosting websites. Alternatively you can find some image hosting websites that scrape out the location data from the images uploaded.
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:24 PM   #79
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Where is that promised British Foods thread, by the way?

Stop hiding from it and get on with it... reach down, grab your sack and get proud
I feel that giving life tips is my calling. Plus it's common knowledge that our fine cuisine requires a more sophisticated palate to truly appreciate. Educate your test buds and we can talk.
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:26 PM   #80
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Do you drink tea or coffee?

Or both
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:29 PM   #81
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Do you drink tea or coffee?

Or both
Neither. Foreign muck. I drink bottled water and beer. Both invented by the English.
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:32 PM   #82
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Neither. Foreign muck. I drink bottled water and beer. Both invented by the English.
Do you brush your teeth?

If so, how many times do you brush your teeth per day?
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:33 PM   #83
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Do you brush your teeth?

If so, how many times do you brush your teeth per day?
God invented teeth. He did not invent the toothbrush.

Your Honour, I rest my case.
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:36 PM   #84
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God invented teeth. He did not invent the toothbrush.

Your Honour, I rest my case.
What is your go-to for namecalling? Do you use the term "Wanker?"
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:45 PM   #85
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What is your go-to for namecalling? Do you use the term "Wanker?"
Depends on the situation. Wanker is generally reserved for persons with a penis because most women and a few men do not possess a nob to wank with.
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:51 PM   #86
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These are fun Womble. Thanks for this. I've already learned some things
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Old 06-11-2024, 02:51 PM   #87
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Old 06-11-2024, 03:02 PM   #88
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God invented teeth. He did not invent the toothbrush.

Your Honour, I rest my case.
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These are fun Womble. Thanks for this. I've already learned some things
I was shocked and disappointed that the first, last and only "life tip" wasn't "don't be a ****". Womble is slipping, and we had such high hopes for the youngster.
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Old 06-11-2024, 03:10 PM   #90
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Wrong dickhead. Honour is a judicial title in the UK so 'honor' makes no sense in this context.
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