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01-22-2005, 08:24 AM | #2 | |
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01-22-2005, 08:26 AM | #3 | |
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But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix. I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league . |
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01-22-2005, 08:35 AM | #4 | |
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01-22-2005, 08:40 AM | #5 | |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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I'm still old fashioned to the 50's,60's 70's and early 80's music and sexual ways as I grew up. These kids today are of a new era........ |
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01-22-2005, 09:02 AM | #6 | |
America is great assholes~
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Son you are at a age where you and girls are going to be in a situations where your hormones start doing the thinking. I would prefer you waited untill you were older, however if you do have sex wear a rubber. There are STDs that last a life time now days, also if you knock up a girl you and her lifes will change forever and be much tougher. Plus her dad may try to kill you. The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father, then looked at the ex-wife and said tell her the rest, and walked out of the room. |
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01-22-2005, 01:52 PM | #7 | |
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Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there... |
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01-22-2005, 08:37 AM | #8 | |
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01-22-2005, 08:43 AM | #9 | |
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As old fashion as I was, I was to damn shocked and embarrassed to ask for finer details, just catching a glimpse of the conversation playing cards one night. We do spend time with the kids and son in laws playing cards.... I guess you could say the kids are bringing me up to speed of the changing times. |
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01-22-2005, 01:50 PM | #10 | |
i guess its bittersweet poetry
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01-22-2005, 02:00 PM | #11 | |
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that made me laugh hard... sorry Roscoe, butt I had to rep him. |
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01-22-2005, 04:10 PM | #12 | |
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01-22-2005, 09:13 AM | #13 |
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The pharmaceutical lobby is opposed to anal sex. Laxitaves are a billion dollar a year industry. Who's gonna buy a chemical solution when you can use a spoon
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01-22-2005, 10:48 AM | #14 | |
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01-22-2005, 10:19 AM | #15 |
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Everybody is gay!!!!!
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