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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:48 PM   #76
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I think your lying. Post close ups of the serial number to prove it.
JBucc is right.... this thread is useless without serial numbers.
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:52 PM   #77
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I call BS.

Maybe a mod will give this guy a global ban a la RedRum of days gone by.
Wait, he's a super stud and a master sleuth, fightclub must be.

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Old 06-25-2007, 05:53 PM   #78
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True, but you can't go to jail for being a dumbass. Of course, I can't say that he would be stupid for admitting to a felony on here - smoking weed is a felony in many locations and there are plenty on here who freely admit to that.
Yeah, but they don't post things saying where and when they are doing it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:00 PM   #79
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I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.
The vast majority of crooks are practically reeruned. This smells like just another off season attention whore stunt, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that someone who would steal would be dumb enough to post about it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:10 PM   #80
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:11 PM   #81
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
Just quoting.

Where's that lady that hunts down terrorists from her computer? She could have a nice job here.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:18 PM   #82
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I can top this.
Last night we were walking out of the Hollywood Bowl with all the crowds, waiting for the light to change on our way to the remote lot.
These two guys (about 21 years old) walked by a police motorcycle, and one guy looked around adn tried to remove the helmet that was clasped to the handlebar.
He then walked on, cutting into the smaller remote lot.
But then he turned around, came back and actually removed it and started walking away with it, into the lot.
I walked to the intersection and found the police officer (who was a VERY big, buff dude) Told him a kid just swiped his helmet (to his disbelief). Another man and I quickly gave a detailed description of the guy and his friend and pointed the officer in the direction he went.

Considering all cars are stacked in the lot, they had nowhere to go, and only one exit.

Judging by what the guy did and the officer's reaction, I wouldn't want to be that guy when the officer found him.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:18 PM   #83
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:29 PM   #84
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What a sad and pathetic little man you are fightclub1983.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:34 PM   #85
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I hope its full of kiddie porn with a GPS chip, they track you down and you spend the next 10 years wishing for Death by Bunga.

You're a shitbag.

may find yourself weeping face down in the street in your own piss and blood after you get car jacked today.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:42 PM   #86
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I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:43 PM   #87
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Damn I hate Thieves. The guy SHOULD have been able to leave $800 bones on the table for 15 minutes with his stuff, because only a useless scumbag would steal it.

Maybe a tribe of bull queers will push you down and use your ass for a weiner garage.

I do hope a mod busts out your personal info, and hell rages on your credit.

I hope Karma comes knockin' on the doors of ANY of you who would have condoned the same.


Its really too bad someone didn't see you and beat you with coffee mugs.

Relax though......The Police are probably IDing you on the surveylance video right now anyway.

Enjoy prison.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:44 PM   #88
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I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.
Don't blame all San Diegans for this jackass. He is a pathetic piece of shit if you ask me.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:49 PM   #89
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that is fuckED UP! I hate fucking thieves who steal other people's $hit because they're too much of a loser to afford things theirselves....yes if you sense bitterness from me, I've been robbed before and it pissed me off, at least insurance got back most of my stuff with a $500 deductible. But man that is wrong...wow and to advertise something you stole on a message board, a laptop would probably be at least a $1,000 so is that any kind of grand theft? I wouldn't be surprised, the thing that bothers me the most is that you're proud of it. It would be one thing saying "I was drunk or on drugs and stole something...I feel awful what should I do...blah blah blah" but you are a POS IMO
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:50 PM   #90
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JBucc is right.... this thread is useless without serial numbers.
Gotta love the idea.
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