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#7771 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#7772 |
PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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GoChiefs, why are you afraid of meeting girls in the sometimes shockingly successful thing we call real life?
And you're calling someone else a scared pussy? Are you kidding? |
Posts: 47,521
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oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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Quote:
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Relationships are bad, mmm'kay. But random internet hookups are even worse. |
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#7774 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#7775 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Try meeting a girl that has to actually talk to you and close the deal.
You can't. Not even at a Lane Bryant store with little debbie cologne. |
Posts: 61,798
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#7776 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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#7777 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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It's not that. He doesn't like vagina. He likes dick. Big monster dicks. He's all over guys in public.
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#7778 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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So will you give e-harmony and all that shit a try when you are 'serious' about a relationship?
i think you increase the chances of getting raped everytime you try to get sex or a bj from some random whore online. |
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#7779 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#7780 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#7781 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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#7782 |
PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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This is your next step on the road to self-confidence.
No bullshit lines. No ****ing "game." I'll give you my ultra-successful super secret method that I used throughout college with many positive results. Now get ready, this is a bit complicated. I would spot an attractive piece of ass. Make eye contact. And then, here's where it gets technical, I would walk over to the girl and hit her with this piece of eloquence, "Hello. My name is DeezNutz..." Conversation to follow. |
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#7783 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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But don't say your name is DeezNutz.
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#7784 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#7785 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LOL, so you're ripping on me now, when i have not really bad mouthed you in this thread.
Who needs to ****ing meet chicks online and do all the conversing over aim when you can actually talk to them in person, and pretty much every chick ive talked to has given me their # and dates to follow, its not ****ing hard dude |
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