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Orbital Teapot
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: a maze of pleasure
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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At least she won't ever have to worry about putting her foot in her mouth.
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Posts: 70,443
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Most Valuable Poster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I dated a girl named Ilene in high school, we were totally in 'love', high school love...whatever... but, if we had married, she really would have been: Ilene Wright. That wasn't gonna work. heh. |
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Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
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Most Valuable Poster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I buckled under pressure and got married in 2001. So, I have been breaking all the hearts ever since. Now, if a beautiful brazilian/italian combo ever comes my way, though... may have to upgrade to wife2.0 |
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Orbital Teapot
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: a maze of pleasure
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I guess the theme park will be footing the bill for her medical needs.
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Posts: 2,242
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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I figured I would see an IHOP joke in here.
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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I agree seriously stop the jokes. That poor sole
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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So, how exactly does this ride cause someone to lose their feet?
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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sounds like she went out on a limb
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Orbital Teapot
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: a maze of pleasure
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Looks like the 230 foot drop was a bit much for her.
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Posts: 2,242
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Supporter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: your nightmares
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Well, at least she'll still have a leg up on the competition
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: your nightmares
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Rumor has it that Nike is gonna offer her a contract
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