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01-26-2009, 02:39 PM | #2 |
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Offer her some chapstick. Don't say anything.
You should probably offer her a tic tac, because when she leans in close to check your bangs on your new ceasar cut, you don't want to be sniffing any cockbreath. |
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01-26-2009, 02:52 PM | #3 |
pew pew madafakas
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Tell her you just got a great deal on your new car.
"I never thought I'd get a hummer so cheap." |
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01-26-2009, 02:51 PM | #4 |
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maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.
Your husband's day off home taking a nap. I couldn't get work done Interupted by rap. I came in the walk through to do bus'ness I was hopin'. The sign in the window wasn't all that was open. I've seen pornos like this where the chic was the boss 2 enter to disco and filled her with sauce. I've consulted urban dictionary for finishing moves with some power the dudes give high fives in one called eiffel tower. Him from the front and me from behind A more lucrative coupon I'll again never find. I guess with this photo There's something to see Its soothing to know now my haircuts are free. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 04:59 PM.. |
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01-26-2009, 02:54 PM | #5 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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01-26-2009, 03:03 PM | #6 |
BAMF!
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Are you single and was her husband a douche?
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01-26-2009, 03:06 PM | #7 |
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Complaint department
customer service awesome head massage welcome |
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01-26-2009, 03:12 PM | #8 |
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in conversation, whatever she says, respond with "You said a mouthful"
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01-26-2009, 03:11 PM | #9 |
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Beauty salons not the same
In the north or the south They massage your scalp with their fingers not your head with their mouth. I've had a trim on the east high and tight in the west. The only slight physical contact the "tip me please" breast. After a straight razor shave I've been given a warm towel But I've never seen one for cleaning the face paint off the gal. Men lined up to the street for the special brow plucking the economy weak but your business is sucking. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 03:18 PM.. |
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01-26-2009, 03:35 PM | #10 |
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what's a buck?
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01-26-2009, 03:42 PM | #11 |
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I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.
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01-26-2009, 03:45 PM | #12 |
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01-26-2009, 03:51 PM | #13 |
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WHen you go in Friday
ask for a high an tight |
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01-26-2009, 04:01 PM | #14 |
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"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula
"mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown "what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula "circumcise me above the ears" |
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01-26-2009, 04:55 PM | #15 |
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You should get a percentage of the new business she pulls in now.
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