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I'll be back.
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07-01-2009, 09:12 AM | #6992 |
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07-01-2009, 09:18 AM | #6993 |
#triggering
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I wonder if anyone is buying this story...
Based on your comments, you just proved that it is indeed difficult for a gay man to enjoy the pleasures of a woman. |
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07-01-2009, 09:21 AM | #6994 |
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07-01-2009, 09:23 AM | #6995 |
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Here's an idea for your new schtick. The trials and tribulations of your quest to work for Sports Illustrated
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07-01-2009, 09:26 AM | #6996 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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07-01-2009, 09:27 AM | #6997 |
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Go Boy you have to insert your penie to really have had sex with a woman ..
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07-01-2009, 09:34 AM | #6998 | |
I'll be back.
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PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious pillowbiter EVER. |
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07-01-2009, 09:35 AM | #6999 |
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sooo, goatboy said he had sex, and you all are lapping it up. Gotta love the offseason.....
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07-01-2009, 09:36 AM | #7000 |
I'll be back.
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07-01-2009, 09:38 AM | #7001 |
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07-01-2009, 09:42 AM | #7002 |
I'll be back.
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Hey, at least I didn't have to pay for it. A chick WANTED to have sex with me.
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07-01-2009, 09:43 AM | #7003 | |
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Am I mistaken? Also... I honestly think you're gay. I had a friend that banged another chick friend of my wife's and she said he couldn't stay hard either. We all suspected the guy friend to be gay but that sorta confirmed it. He threw up some BS excuse as to why he couldn't stay hard... She believed him. |
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07-01-2009, 09:45 AM | #7004 |
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Well dude......you got your dick wet.......now move on.
Find a girl that's younger and more around your age. Just remember this....all girls are not cum dumpsters....and you actually have to treat them with respect to get in their pants. Move on from this.....with experience. AND SEND ME THE GAT DAMN NUDES OF THIS CHICK!!!!!! |
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07-01-2009, 09:46 AM | #7005 | |
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When a chick wants to have sex with you it's because she's been courted and seduced by your charm, wit, and looks. There's a gigantic difference and the latter is hugely more rewarding. |
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