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04-06-2020, 05:33 PM | #2 |
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Elderly astronaut Frank Borman parachutes into the arena and puts Direckshun in a headlock. If anyone can restore order from this chaos, it's Frank Borman. "Don't make me call Lovell," he mutters through gritted teeth.
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04-06-2020, 05:44 PM | #4 |
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Can Direckshun **** up three times in a row...
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04-06-2020, 05:49 PM | #5 |
It's All Good
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04-06-2020, 05:55 PM | #6 |
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It's like a scene from Jumanji in the draft room. Herds of wild cattle are thundering through the aisles. Monkeys are up in the rafters. There's a witch doctor doing something at the Bengals table. Belichick is climbing onto his table as an older Asian woman uses hand sanitizer nearby. Direckshun has broken the draft, and the only thing he can do to save it is to figure out the mysterious search code left to him by the ancient Mayans.
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04-06-2020, 06:22 PM | #7 |
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I fully appreciate your narratives, Rain Man.
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04-06-2020, 06:25 PM | #8 |
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On it. Stand by folks.
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04-06-2020, 06:31 PM | #9 |
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Oh rain man that’s not any witch doctor it’s WWF’s Papa Shango
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04-06-2020, 06:32 PM | #10 |
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The 49ers draft Tyler Clark, DT, Georgia.
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04-06-2020, 06:37 PM | #11 |
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04-06-2020, 06:33 PM | #12 |
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im laughing so hard
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04-06-2020, 06:38 PM | #13 |
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Unbelievable.
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04-06-2020, 06:40 PM | #14 |
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Another Chiefs pick for me to ridicule!
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04-06-2020, 07:24 PM | #15 |
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