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04-05-2020, 03:21 PM | #2 |
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"Buccaneers fans aren't just the humans who live in Tampa," the woman says with a chipper voice. "Manatees also like our pewter and silver team. So in honor of the manatees, Milton from the Tampa Zoo will make our next pick."
Workers quickly arrange a large number of printed letters on the floor in front of the manatee tank and Milton moves slowly to the front of the tank to investigate. "He's pointing at a T," the woman says, and a worker writes "T" on a whiteboard near the tank." "Now an h." "It looks like an e." "Now a space. He's finished a word." "Okay, T again." "Now an a." "An m. I think he may be spelling Tampa now." Goodell comes to the stage and takes the mic. "Okay, this is taking forever. Just make the pick already." The zoo worker nods in her manatee costume and offers an embarrassed smile. "With the 161st pick in the 2020 NFL draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Tyre Phillips, OT, Mississippi State University." The manatee in the tank looks disappointed. It points at a letter F. Then a U. The workers quickly employ the crane to move the tank offstage. |
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04-05-2020, 03:28 PM | #3 |
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A messenger manatee has been dispatched to Washington to carry news that they're on the clock. It should make its way up the coast within a few months.
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04-05-2020, 03:47 PM | #4 |
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The Washington Redskins select McTelvin Agim, DT/DE, Arkansas
Agim is a top 75 player on a few big boards and most don’t see him dropping out of the top 100. A 3 tech in a 4-3 scheme or 5 tech in a 3-4, Agim’s versatilty as a strong, gap penetrator will appeal to any team. |
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I use a few different big boards for reference, and I still count 2-3 consistent top 100 players left that have yet to be selected in this draft. |
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04-05-2020, 04:38 PM | #7 |
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The Chicago Bears select Joe Bachie, ILB, Michigan State
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04-05-2020, 05:27 PM | #8 |
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The Dallas Cowboys select Thaddeus Moss , TE, LSU
Cowboys hoping he has some of his Dads game breaking ability . With Parkinson , bell , and now Moss Cowboys give Dax more weapons to work with. Last edited by chiefscafan; 04-05-2020 at 05:32 PM.. |
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04-05-2020, 06:04 PM | #9 |
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04-05-2020, 06:37 PM | #10 |
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Kenny Robinson Jr., S, West Virginia (XFL)
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04-05-2020, 06:54 PM | #11 |
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The Detroit Lions select Danny Pinter, OL, Ball State.
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04-05-2020, 07:47 PM | #12 |
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The Buffalo Bills select Michael Warren II, RB, Cincinnati
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04-05-2020, 08:30 PM | #13 |
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Philadelphia Eagles select Geno Stone, S, Iowa
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04-06-2020, 08:32 AM | #14 |
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The New Orleans Saints select Dane Jackson, CB, Pittsburgh
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04-06-2020, 09:26 AM | #15 |
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The Baltimore Ravens select Brandon Jones, S, Texas
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