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Old 02-13-2021, 08:53 PM   #2
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It's going to be a long off season.
I’m having a hard time with the NFL’s concussion protocols.
It’s making me struggle with football.

I should do something about it.
But I really like getting high and sitting too.
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Old 02-13-2021, 07:37 PM   #3
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I always put the seat and lid down because I respect my bitch. Drives me crazy when she doesn’t put the lid down.
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Old 02-13-2021, 07:40 PM   #4
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I wonder if rudimentary AI device can create a situation where it detects who is coming into the room be male or female and give in Hal 2001 Space Odyssey voice a preventive warning.

Male: Good evening, Sir. The toilet seat is up and ready for upright urination.

Female: Go evening, Mam, the toilet seat is in an upright position and you should be cautioned.

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Old 02-13-2021, 08:45 PM   #5
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I wonder if rudimentary AI device can create a situation where it detects who is coming into the room be male or female and give in Hal 2001 Space Odyssey voice a preventive warning.

Male: Good evening, Sir. The toilet seat is up and ready for upright urination.

Female: Go evening, Mam, the toilet seat is in an upright position and you should be cautioned.

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Old 02-13-2021, 09:18 PM   #6
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Easy fix.

You use the master bathroom, she uses the other one.

Don't have a second bathroom? She can go out in the yard. No toilet seat issues out there.

Neighbors? If they're worth hanging out with, they'll be good with it.
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Old 02-13-2021, 09:29 PM   #7
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Old 02-13-2021, 09:36 PM   #8
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The best thing a married couple can do to ensure happiness is have separate bathrooms. Haven't had to deal with toilet seat issues or maneuvering around all her crap for almost 20 years now.
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Old 02-14-2021, 02:12 AM   #9
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The best thing a married couple can do to ensure happiness is have separate bathrooms. Haven't had to deal with toilet seat issues or maneuvering around all her crap for almost 20 years now.
I’m actually making this happen. It’s so true. Second I moved in I started hammering away for a new full bath downstairs. Best part is the lady doesn’t give a shit how it’s done. Which is a blessing when they want full control on the rest of the house.
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Old 02-15-2021, 07:36 AM   #10
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The best thing a married couple can do to ensure happiness is have separate bathrooms. Haven't had to deal with toilet seat issues or maneuvering around all her crap for almost 20 years now.
Yep, we designed and built our house this way. We both have a bathroom connected to the master bedroom. Her bathroom has a toilet, shower, and bathtub along with a makup/hair station. Mine just has a shower and a toilet. We also have separate closets we can access from our bathroom.
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Old 02-13-2021, 09:41 PM   #11
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I used to work in an apt complex with an office full of women. Let's just say...I got trained to put that ****ing seat down...and I had to make sure my staff was trained to put the seat down...


At home, we're living the dream with separate bathrooms.
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Old 02-14-2021, 07:56 AM   #12
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Old 02-14-2021, 06:03 PM   #13
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This is a conversation I've had with the mrs many times over the past 25 years. It's pretty simple, I'll do my best to put the seat down after I'm done, but if I forget and you wind up soaking the fish taco, that's on you for not looking at the toilet as you approach. To this day, she's never fallen in
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Old 02-15-2021, 06:55 AM   #14
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Guys get to pick what hill they die on. The toilet seat battle has been waged since man figured out how to build a shitter. This is/hasn't been my choice. I'll give her this one to win a bigger one.
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