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#46 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You can use the planets help.
We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut. Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today. |
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#47 |
Scarlett Johansson's boytoy
Join Date: Nov 2006
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say, could you see if she has an opening around 10AM on next Monday?
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#48 |
Scarlett Johansson's boytoy
Join Date: Nov 2006
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now some asshole just needs to figure out which salon this is and call her up.
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#49 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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#50 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Do you ever have anyone complain when their haircut just sucks balls, even when it doesn't?
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#51 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I took my kids to the circus this weekend, and they had an amazing sword swallower that looked just like you.
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#52 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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#53 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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Perhaps this time, you could use a little more creme rinse?
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#54 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Offer her some chapstick. Don't say anything.
You should probably offer her a tic tac, because when she leans in close to check your bangs on your new ceasar cut, you don't want to be sniffing any cockbreath. |
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#55 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.
Your husband's day off home taking a nap. I couldn't get work done Interupted by rap. I came in the walk through to do bus'ness I was hopin'. The sign in the window wasn't all that was open. I've seen pornos like this where the chic was the boss 2 enter to disco and filled her with sauce. I've consulted urban dictionary for finishing moves with some power the dudes give high fives in one called eiffel tower. Him from the front and me from behind A more lucrative coupon I'll again never find. I guess with this photo There's something to see Its soothing to know now my haircuts are free. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 04:59 PM.. |
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Without reading the whole thread, "Can you give me a blow dry?" "My hair is a little flat. I'm hoping you can fluff it up." "I'm just looking for a little trim today." "What can I get for $25?" "Can I just get it teased a little?" |
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#57 |
pew pew madafakas
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
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Tell her you just got a great deal on your new car.
"I never thought I'd get a hummer so cheap." |
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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#59 |
BAMF!
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Are you single and was her husband a douche?
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#60 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Complaint department
customer service awesome head massage welcome |
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