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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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Well as for me, me thinks Dole enjoyed his little discussion with the man from over yonder. Mr Dole likes to have these type of fits from time to time to ventilate his daily frustations ! Go ahead Bob, rant on some more, we like to read what you think !
![]() Have another beer and buy a mower and you won't have these neighborhood problems. ![]() _____________________________________ Another entertaining chapter of "The Life and Times of Bob Dole" ![]() ![]() |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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Put up a fence and buy some cows, goats,and a horses....... this ought to get them rattled up ! The grass may not be tall, but the smell might turn some heads during the services.
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#49 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Had it been me, I'd probably have pointed down the street to where the thieves live (I'm assuming their yard probably ain't in the greatest shape, either) and said "Go talk to those white trash c#cksuckers - they stole all my lawn equipment. And while you're at it, since I assume you're in tight with the Lord and all, perhaps you could get some lighting bolt or brimstone action going to wipe those fuckers off the block. Thanks for stopping by. Would you like a lemon bar?"
Personally, I live in a townhouse. The condo association takes care of that crap. A bunch of Mexicans mow my yard. It works for me. |
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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#51 |
Ha Ha
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I would love to be neighbors to Frazod and Mr. Dole. all that entertainment, i'd never have to buy cable tv or go to the movies
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El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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![]() ![]() ![]() D@m man, sometimes I worry about you. Always have this image that some fday I'll get to see you.......... On TV with 3/4 of the Chicago PD lying dead in the street, Army tanks in the fore ground, and the TV anchor talking about a derainged man in the Denny's pissed of about the price of his meal, or some other equaly wierd situation ![]() J/K ya know ![]() |
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#53 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Classic! Nice Call Dole.
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#54 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I've got a really low tolerance level for petty crap, especially when it comes to my house. I'm very happy that I have very little responsibilities when it comes to the outside of my home - all I have to do is water the yard occasionally. That I can handle. I hope I never have to deal with my condo association, because I'm sure it wouldn't go over well. I already had to mount my friggin satellite dish on the ground right in front of my front door because the assholes don't allow them mounted on the building. Apparently it's an eyesore mounted on the building - but right in front of my door, well, that's just fine.
![]() ![]() Anyway, I'm sure Bob will deal with his yard when he's able. It's only April, for Christ's sake. And I agree with what Mrs. Headsnap said about the minister. If he bases his decision to minister to a community based upon landscaping appearances, chances are he's not worth having around in the first place. |
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#55 |
Banned!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
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Awesome, Dole. (ala SNL) "Bob Dole's lawnmower. That's Bob Dole's lawnmower!!"
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#57 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Out of line?
Hell no, your my new hero! I wish I had a sack that big. But I guess when I'm your age gravity will have taken care of that. ![]() |
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#58 |
best in the biz
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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Stop the car!!! screeeeech.
I would've mowed it...Then knocked on the door and asked for a beer.
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#59 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Willis, Harris and Davis.
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I wanted to bump this up for anyone who missed it. Pretty funny.
I would recommend that Bob Dole purchase a bunch of those little yard Gnomes. Paint them black with pentagrams and adorn them on your lawn in compromising positions. I assure you that the length of your grass will no longer be the primary problem. |
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#60 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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Bob Dole was thinking about lining the sidewalk with empty beer bottles with candles stuck in them. Or maybe putting a bunch of trash bags on the front porch.
If Bob Dole gets a chance today, Bob Dole will take a picture of the "lawn" and let people judge for themselves. |
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