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09-17-2001, 03:25 PM | #2 |
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My favorite was Karate Class. Kata practice, a roomful of teenagers kicking and punching the air in unison, sensei walking back and forth and watching 'em.
"EeeeeYAH" "EeeeeYAH" "EeeeeYAH" BRAAAAAAAAAAAAATPFPFPFFT Silence. Then Sensei said "Someone is ah...working much too hard" |
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09-17-2001, 03:26 PM | #3 |
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my sister in law let one rip one time in a burger king in omaha. you could hear that bad-boy 35feet away. and she looked real innocent and says to everybody around, "oooh...excuse me!".
have you ever heard anything so crazy? sec ~always blames someone else |
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09-17-2001, 03:30 PM | #4 |
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Did anyone see the Jacka$$ when Johnny Knoxville went into a yoga class with some kind of fart noise machine?
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09-17-2001, 03:32 PM | #5 |
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Vindicator lives near Pahrump, Nv....................upwind, thanks
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09-17-2001, 03:32 PM | #6 |
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The Mrs. frequently refers to Smitty as a fart noise (and stink) machine.
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09-17-2001, 03:35 PM | #7 |
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Mrs Smitty Here!!!
What I call him is a stinking a$$hole. (j/k)
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09-17-2001, 03:41 PM | #8 |
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Instead of the famous farting how about a man who became famous for farting on stage? I don't know how many of you have ever heard of Le Petomane but here is a link. I originally found out about this reading one of the Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. If you are unfamiliar with these books, you should look for them the next time you are at the bookstore, they are great for just that...reading while sitting and taking care of personal business!
http://www.retroactive.com/jan98/petomane.html |
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09-17-2001, 05:19 PM | #9 |
This place entertains..
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09-17-2001, 05:39 PM | #10 |
YES, I AM a WOMAN...
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Here's an old college fart story:
We were in chemistry class one day (the prof was a little bit hard of hearing and had a hearing aid). The prof was facing the chalkboard writing down some notes when a classmate ripped a loud one off the wooden desk chair. The class erupted into laughter when the prof turned around as serious as could be and asked "did somebody have a question?" LOL |
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09-17-2001, 06:50 PM | #11 |
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Some people believe that a Chief can break wind on command, Joe Montana may have proved that. I can't talk about Ross.
Bob - You may just want to stay out of the john! Have you tried the back tire of a Raider fan? |
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09-17-2001, 06:57 PM | #12 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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Okay, you asked for it. Here is my greatest fart story.
I was at the movies with my former wife and a Navy buddy. We were watching Clint Eastwood's Heartbreak Ridge. This is a military movie, and as we were in Norfolk, the theater was packed. Anyway, I cut the most vile, noxious, deadly green fog fart in the history of the universe right in the middle of the theater. It was a silent killer, though. I waited about five seconds, then stood up, looked at my wife and exclaimed "G#DDAMN!" and then moved to another seat. And my buddy moved with me. She didn't speak to me for three days.... |
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09-17-2001, 07:27 PM | #14 |
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I just hope Bob Dole never meets the current president of Russia in a men's room. I can see Bob Dole's tale now.
"Tootin' with Putin". |
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09-17-2001, 08:21 PM | #15 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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I'm incredibly embarrassed and ashamed that I'm laughing at this stuff.
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