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The trashiest waitresses I have ever seen-Stooges Bar and Grill
It's been a while since I have been in a real lowbrow place but business brought me here to Louisville KY.

There was a violent storm that rolled through around 4:30pm and power to our hotel and the surrounding area has been out since shorty before 5pm.

I found a sports bar that had power about 4 mies away call STOOGES Bar and Grill.

The waitresses wear undersized white tank tops with the word STOOGES across them and super tight black lycra shorts. EVERY waitress looks 25 pounds overweight, ridden hard and put away wet, multiple kids, bad boyfriends, acne, gross hair, scars, gunts, cellulite, and a variety of battle scar prison tattoos.

They are the ugliest, most beat looking women I have ever seen.

Kentucky 7s that are 2s anywhere else.
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I didn't clear $40 for about 8 drinks and a chicken salad sandwich. I was buying beers for team
I can’t even get 8 PBR’s for $40.
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I didn't clear $40 for about 8 drinks and a chicken salad sandwich. I was buying beers for team
Damn I’d rather not eat than only spend $40 on a dinner. If I ever don’t drop at least two hundo I hope someone ****ing shoots me
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TIL that small, shitty sports bars next to the airport uses unflattering, blurry pictures to bait people into showing up.
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TIL that small, shitty sports bars next to the airport uses unflattering, blurry pictures to bait people into showing up.
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This is all for shits and giggles.

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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards.

That was pretty good.
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