|
01-27-2024, 01:02 PM | #46 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Jun 2002
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 2,043
|
01-27-2024, 01:16 PM | #47 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
|
I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.
The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay |
Posts: 40,444
|
8 0 |
01-27-2024, 01:18 PM | #48 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
|
|
Posts: 13,406
|
1 0 |
01-27-2024, 01:31 PM | #49 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Earth
|
|
Posts: 46,454
|
01-27-2024, 01:41 PM | #50 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
|
My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive
|
Posts: 19,049
|
1 0 |
01-27-2024, 01:42 PM | #51 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
|
|
Posts: 19,049
|
01-27-2024, 02:17 PM | #52 | |
11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 22,416
|
01-27-2024, 02:22 PM | #53 | |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 19,049
|
1 1 |
01-27-2024, 02:23 PM | #54 |
11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
|
|
Posts: 22,416
|
01-27-2024, 02:23 PM | #55 |
Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
|
|
Posts: 83,645
|
1 0 |
01-27-2024, 02:23 PM | #56 |
"I'm with you fellers"
Join Date: Oct 2008
|
It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.
|
Posts: 713
|
5 0 |
01-27-2024, 02:30 PM | #57 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
|
|
Posts: 50,869
|
1 0 |
01-27-2024, 02:37 PM | #58 |
Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
|
A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.
My 2nd oldest godson recently got an offer for a scholarship to play baseball. Very proud of him. |
Posts: 30,309
|
1 0 |
01-27-2024, 02:48 PM | #59 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
|
|
Posts: 19,049
|
1 1 |
01-27-2024, 03:21 PM | #60 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
|
While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.
Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road. The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning. I never paid those tickets. She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out. |
Posts: 21,243
|
3 0 |
|
|