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Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people. | 12 | 19.67% | |
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring. | 25 | 40.98% | |
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question. | 24 | 39.34% | |
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02-14-2003, 02:06 PM | #46 | |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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02-14-2003, 02:33 PM | #47 |
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Monty Python and Cannibalism
6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak. 2: We can't hold out much longer. C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me. ?: Eat you, sir? C: Yes. Eat me. ?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 5: It's not just the leg, sir. C: What do you mean? 5: Well, sir...it's just that - C: Why don't you want to eat me? 5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir! ?: So would I, sir. C: I see. ?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me! ?: Uh, well. 5: What, sir? ?: Go ahead, please, but I won't - ?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in! 1: No, no, it's not that. ?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir? 1: Well, he's not kosher. 5: That depends how we kill him, sir. 1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges. ?: Oh well, all right. 5: I still prefer Johnson. C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me. 1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper. |
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02-14-2003, 02:45 PM | #48 |
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one observation...
for a group that professes to despise lawyers, "isn't it strange" (mocking a recent thread) that such a high percentage vote based on the "advice" of their lawyer? |
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02-14-2003, 03:07 PM | #49 |
pew pew madafakas
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Supposedly we taste “sweet” and our meat is stringy. Enough cayenne and no one will know the difference anyway.
Reminds me of that movie “Alive” where that dude is gnawing on fingers. Which could be served as appetizers, much like hot wings. Just think about how much meat is on the human body. Quarter up a medium size person and you have enough grub for awhile. I bet Emeril could do some crazy shit with some calf muscles and a few biceps. |
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02-14-2003, 03:14 PM | #50 | |
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08-27-2004, 07:23 PM | #51 |
Pain Cake
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Hall of Classics?
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08-27-2004, 07:39 PM | #52 | |
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08-27-2004, 08:29 PM | #53 | |
Reap the whirlwind
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08-27-2004, 09:04 PM | #54 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Whoa. Blast from the past. It still makes me chuckle to think about the Star BB removing it.
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08-28-2004, 09:51 AM | #55 |
That Doyle, he's a mean-un
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We laughed, we cried and..................
ate a part of each other.
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08-28-2004, 11:45 AM | #56 |
That Doyle, he's a mean-un
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From Cheers
The gang is debating the Brady Bunch stranded on a deserted island. Who would they eat first? Woody: "Alice, cause she ain't kin."
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