Chiefsaholic - robbed a bank

[DrunkBassGuitar]

You should have made them give you a bunch of money

Did you at least get free Netflix out of it

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

You should have made them give you a bunch of money

Did you at least get free Netflix out of it

I was disappointed when I heard it was Amazon tbh. I thought it was Netflix at first.

This will be better than the ESPN one though. ESPN left a lot of shit out.

[Womble]

Sentenced to 17 and a half years in the can.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...nced-175-years

On opening night: Chiefs superfan Xaviar Babudar was sentenced today to 17½ years in prison without parole and three years of supervised release for committing a string of armed bank robberies across the U.S.https://t.co/mv4wJ97bGv

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 5, 2024

[wazu]

Surprised the sentence is that rough. He had such a great attorney.

[Rain Man]

He stole $847,725 and got sentenced to 17.5 years. That's about $48,441 a year in earnings after taxes for maybe 20 hours of work casing the places. That's probably the equivalent of about $60,000 pre-tax. Now consider that he doesn't have any costs for food, housing, or clothing for 17 years, which is perhaps $25,000 per year post tax.
So that means that his net worth change for the 17.5 years is roughly $85,000 per year. That's a pretty decent living compared to the amount of work he put in.

Granted, he's being ordered to pay back $532,675. It's doubtful that he ever pays back a penny, but if he pays it all back that would lower his net by $30,438 per year. Add back in taxes and maybe his gross goes down by $40,000.

That puts him at about $45,000 gross for the 17.5 years, for almost no work. Why work a minimum wage job when you can do this instead?

And question here: why isn't he being ordered to pay back the full amount?

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdmo/pr...ney-laundering

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

He stole $847,725 and got sentenced to 17.5 years. That's about $48,441 a year in earnings after taxes for maybe 20 hours of work casing the places. That's probably the equivalent of about $60,000 pre-tax. Now consider that he doesn't have any costs for food, housing, or clothing for 17 years, which is perhaps $25,000 per year post tax.
So that means that his net worth change for the 17.5 years is roughly $85,000 per year. That's a pretty decent living compared to the amount of work he put in.

Granted, he's being ordered to pay back $532,675. It's doubtful that he ever pays back a penny, but if he pays it all back that would lower his net by $30,438 per year. Add back in taxes and maybe his gross goes down by $40,000.

That puts him at about $45,000 gross for the 17.5 years, for almost no work. Why work a minimum wage job when you can do this instead?

And question here: why isn't he being ordered to pay back the full amount?

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdmo/pr...ney-laundering

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[FloridaMan88]

He should have asked for credit for time served from living through the Fat Scott era.

[Zap Rowsdower]

Well, at least now for anyone who wants to go that route to be the next famous Chiefs superfan they know the cost is 17 years in prison.

[Couch-Potato]

Did him dirty on game day, those bastards!

[Demonpenz]

Kick it away