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Old 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM  
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Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

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Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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Old 05-10-2016, 08:33 AM   #526
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Old 05-10-2016, 08:35 AM   #527
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Old 05-10-2016, 09:11 AM   #528
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You can wave at me in person. I'll be at the 17th all Saturday.
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I take it as a compliment to be from Florida. The media loves to pick on us but I thank them for keeping out the ignorant ones.
Me too! From Oct / Nov - March our windows and sliders are open, bbq, fishing, diving or golf any day you want. I grew up in Mo and moved to FL 20 years ago, traveled the country extensively and there is no way I would willingly leave Florida.
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Brother Kills Brother Over a Cheeseburger

(CNN) —A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say.

Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement.

The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report

"I just shot my brother on accident," a man could be heard yelling on a 911 call released by police in St. Cloud, Florida.

"We were in a fight and I grabbed a gun and I shot him. Oh God," Middendorf said, still screaming. "I'm so sorry."

A woman's voice could be heard on the 911 call telling the operator, "I'm going to kill my son."

"I hope you go to jail," she also said.

Nicholas Middendorf, 28, was pronounced dead at the scene.

'The mom has lost two sons'

Spokeswoman Denise Roberts of St. Cloud Police confirmed to CNN that the argument involved a cheeseburger. She did not provide additional details.

Middendorf is facing first-degree premeditated murder charges. CNN is attempting to reach the suspect's attorney for comment.

The younger Middendorf told authorities his mother and older brother had been out drinking when they came home late Thursday night, according to the police report.

Middendorf, who said he does not drink, got in an argument after his brother "bullied him," the report said. He said he did not remember much after that.

The police report stated that the suspect called 911, and was covered in blood as he was arrested and taken to the police station.

Middendorf is being held without bond. His first court appearance was Saturday, police said.

The shooting left neighbors stunned.

Neighbor Forrest Hamilton told the affiliate he's lived in the area for 20 years, and such incidents are not common.

"I think the most that ever happened around here is somebody got a bicycle stolen," he said.

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I had a great time this weekend in Florida. TPC Sawgrass was a lot of fun and the ocean temp was perfect. Also, won $600 at the poker room. Only weird thing was how awful the drivers are in Jacksonville.
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Sounds like a perfect weekend!
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