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JustDíqLix · 08-21-2023, 05:53 PM

Are you ready for some football!?

I know I am!

With that, I am here to make a proclamation!

The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year.

For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl.

A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year.

The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4.

Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬

smithandrew051 · 09-12-2023, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Allen is too stupid to be in the Top 5 discussion anymore

Franchise QBs cannot be dipshits.

You can still be a moron and be a top 3 DT though

Pasta Little Brioni · 09-12-2023, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

I wonder if Allen seeking out contact and trying hurdle 3 defenders 5 yards behind the first down marker has anything to do with playing concussed and constantly turning the ball over

Probably coincidence

I told daquix this last year. He's the white Newton

Stryker · 09-12-2023, 07:57 PM

Really? With Rodgers out, UM, YOU LOST!

BryanBusby · 09-12-2023, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

Joe Burrow really doesn't come play in the big moments...

He's not Patrick but I think he did fine when they rolled into Buffalo and kicked the Bills right in the clit.

Sassy Squatch · 09-12-2023, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother

I told daquix this last year. He's the white Newton

Newton was an MVP 5 seasons into his career in 2015 and 3 mediocre seasons later was effectively out of the NFL. It's not even a troll, he's already significantly shortened both his career and his window of elite play taking all the abuse he has.

JustDíqLix · 09-12-2023, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tredadda

According to whom? And what metric is being used to determine that?

https://x.com/tickets_buffalo/status...844807168?s=46

Sassy Squatch · 09-12-2023, 08:24 PM

Also wondering if that UCL injury permanently robbed him of some velocity. That would explain him forcing those tight throws that end up being easy picks. They were darts to the receiver before the injury.

JustDíqLix · 09-12-2023, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Joe Burrow comes to play in big moments while Allen precums in his suspenders and derps to the eventual L.

Are playoff games big moments?

Because if so… Allen’s nickname isn’t Mr. January for no reason.

Allen playoff stats all-time

64% passing, 20 TD, 4 INT
27ppg in playoffs

Burrow playoff stats all-time

67%, 10 TD, 4 INT
23ppg in playoffs

Allen comes to play in the playoffs big time. He has double Burrow’s playoff TD’s and the same INT. While scoring 4ppg more.

The problem is that his defense routinely fugs it up for him. In the Cinci game last year, it was o-line collapsing. That’s why Beane replaced 2 starters on the line this off-season.

Fansy the Famous Bard · 09-12-2023, 08:33 PM

this thread is sexy

**RealSNR** · 09-12-2023, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix

Are playoff games big moments?

Because if so… Allen’s nickname isn’t Mr. January for no reason.

Allen playoff stats all-time

64% passing, 20 TD, 4 INT
27ppg in playoffs

Burrow playoff stats all-time

67%, 10 TD, 4 INT
23ppg in playoffs

Allen comes to play in the playoffs big time. He has double Burrow’s playoff TD’s and the same INT. While scoring 4ppg more.

The problem is that his defense is routinely fugs it up for him. In the Cinci game last year, it was o-line collapsing. That’s why Beane replaced 2 starters on the line this off-season.

He has one season of playoff greatness. And in that moment of greatness he only got 1 playoff win.

I don't remember what he did in 2020 nor do I ****ing care. If I don't remember it probably isn't anything special.

Before then he was a bag of dicks in that loss against the Texans.

Rainbarrel · 09-12-2023, 08:37 PM

Lamar, Rivers, Mac Jones and some QB from Kansas State oh my

rfaulk34 · 09-12-2023, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix

Are playoff games big moments?

Because if so… Allen’s nickname isn’t Mr. January for no reason.

Allen playoff stats all-time

64% passing, 20 TD, 4 INT
27ppg in playoffs

Burrow playoff stats all-time

67%, 10 TD, 4 INT
23ppg in playoffs

Allen comes to play in the playoffs big time. He has double Burrow’s playoff TD’s and the same INT. While scoring 4ppg more.

The problem is that his defense routinely fugs it up for him. In the Cinci game last year, it was o-line collapsing. That’s why Beane replaced 2 starters on the line this off-season.

Josh Allen playoffs:
2021 (2 games) 48/62, 77.4%, 637 yds, 10.3 ypa, 9/0, 149.0 rating 1 win, 1 loss
All other (6 games) 149/247, 60.3%, 1697 yds, 6.9ypa, 8/4, 85.0 rating 3 wins, 3 losses

In 7 playoff games, Burrow has been below an 87 rating twice.
In 8 playoff games, Allen has been below an 87 rating 4 times (50%).

"Mr. January" lulz

FloridaMan88 · 09-12-2023, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix

Are playoff games big moments?

Because if so… Allen’s nickname isn’t Mr. January for no reason.

Allen playoff stats all-time

64% passing, 20 TD, 4 INT
27ppg in playoffs

Burrow playoff stats all-time

67%, 10 TD, 4 INT
23ppg in playoffs

Allen comes to play in the playoffs big time. He has double Burrow’s playoff TD’s and the same INT. While scoring 4ppg more.

The problem is that his defense routinely fugs it up for him. In the Cinci game last year, it was o-line collapsing. That’s why Beane replaced 2 starters on the line this off-season.

You are going to blame the defense for last year’s epic fail to Cincy in the playoffs?

Cincy held your fraud offense to 10 points and Josh Allen to a 68.0 QB rating, with 0 TD’s and 1 INT.

And Cincy did this in Third World shithole Buffalo because of the Bills quitting/cheating stunt.

Are you going to hold up Hamlin’s EKG machine to shield Josh Allen from criticism for his pathetic showing in that game?

|Zach| · 09-12-2023, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix

Because if so… Allen’s nickname isn’t Mr. January for no reason.

Literally who says this.

FloridaMan88 · 09-12-2023, 09:05 PM

Josh Allen… with his .500 career playoff record… is apparently “Mr. January” because he never gets to play in February.

08-21-2023, 05:53 PM
JustDíqLix Banned Join Date: Sep 2022	The Bills take the AFC this seasom Are you ready for some football!? I know I am! With that, I am here to make a proclamation! The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year. For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl. A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year. The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4. Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬
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