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Old 09-03-2015, 10:05 AM  
Saccopoo Saccopoo is offline
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Brain Tumor

So, that shit is fun.

Started having some really cool and powerful deja-vu at work on Tuesday, then a strong ominous feeling set in and then started seeing small, flashing rainbow colored lights under the brim of my hat. Figured that it was either a premonition about an earthquake (like animals get) as Salt Lake City sits on a fault line, either that or I was hitting a major fatigue wall as I had been working long hours and had been hitting the gym pretty hard while not getting as much sleep as required in addition to cutting carbs from the diet. Anyway, I got a little freaked out, went to the bakery, grabbed a croissant and detoured it and everything kinda went back to normal.

Later on, started getting the deja-vu again (and it was super good shit - like I was seeing the future and shit - and it even had a soundtrack going along with it), and that's about all I can remember. Apparently I turned to the guy next to me, said something about tripping my balls off massively and told him I was going to puke, then my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Came to with the EMT dude holding a ice pack to the back of my mellon on a huge goose egg. They were going to call an ambulance to take me to the ER and I told them it was nothing and I was fine. Fortunately the HR guy was standing there and convinced me to go to the ER. When I got there they did a CT scan to check for concussion probabilities.

Dude came back into the room with the radiologist and said "Um, bad news. There is a mass in the right side of your brain and we want to do an MRI for more detail."

"Well, shit."

So they did that and sure enough, there is a golf ball sized mass sitting there with a bunch of fluid around it. Nuerosurgeon (chief resident who looks like he's 17, comes in and says that they want to schedule surgery on Friday morning. Okies.

So, I'm sitting here in the Neurology wing of the University of Utah hospital (which is highly regarded) worrying about these guys going to the Utah/Michigan game tonight and coming back into surgery tomorrow hungover as shit.

Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights. Tried to convince both to give me a leisure massage and body shampoo, but they didn't go for it though I had a girl from work come by last night to visit who wanted to give me a hummer.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty fortunate that shit went down the way it did, because I most likely would have blown it off for ever until it became really bad. (Although, I am going to ask them if it's benign if they can just keep it in there because I was digging the deja-vu bordering on omnipotence.)

Also I hear that the chief neurosurgeon is totally old school and I think I saw him sharpening his hacksaw on a rusty pipe outside and telling the nurse that she should find his favorite spoon.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:31 AM   #31
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hate to hear it...best of luck.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:33 AM   #32
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Ed, Donger's father, myself, and now Sac.(Am I missing anyone?) Do we need a cancer mega thread?
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:34 AM   #33
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Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights.


Pics, and get better. Prioritize these items as you see fit.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:36 AM   #34
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Damn it man, hate to hear this. Hope everything goes well and they caught it early.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:38 AM   #35
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Sorry to hear it, bro. Good luck.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:38 AM   #36
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Well, that is some sobering news. Glad they caught it when they did.

Prayers for you but more importantly, for the doc and his team tomorrow!
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:40 AM   #37
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Kick it's ass the **** out of your body.


Oh, pic of the nurses are mandatory.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:40 AM   #38
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Sac.. Good luck. Sounds like you're in the right place.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:43 AM   #39
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You've got about the best outlook someone could have with a giant ****ing tumor man.

"Do you have to take it out? I like tripping balls."
Awesome

Hang in there my man.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:43 AM   #40
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They won't know for certain for like 2 weeks after surgery what the cancer is. Really hope it's not Glioblastoma. This is what mine were.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:47 AM   #41
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Wow sorry to hear kick it's ass bro
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:49 AM   #42
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Good luck too you.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:49 AM   #43
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Sacc-

Hope this is benign and they're able to get everything.

My best friend had a childhood brain tumor and has had several surgeries to deal with it. If you end up needing additional treatment, look into the neurosurgery group in Little Rock, ARK. They're world leaders and fixed him up beautifully.

Chicks dig scars, man. Thoughts with you as you go through all of this.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:01 AM   #44
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well, shit

sending you positive thoughts, sorry you have to go through it
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:15 AM   #45
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I'm beginning to think CP is bad for one's health....

Best of Luck in your endeavors.

If you start telekinesis and opening books with your mind, I will demand your username be changed to George Malley.
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