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Old 10-05-2005, 11:00 PM   #2
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Geography was never my strong suit. But shouldn't this joke start with "Two atoms.....?"

they were walking down the street.
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:07 PM   #3
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they were walking down the street.
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:12 PM   #4
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Gotta get some religious humor in here:

Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thirty-one. One to change the old lightbulb, fifteen to spend a long time choosing the new lightbulb, and fifteen to grieve the loss of the old lightbulb
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:14 PM   #5
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Two molecules were walking down the street and accidentally bumped into each other. The first molecule says, "I'm sorry, are you all right?" and the second one says "No, I lost an electron!" The first one says "Well, are you sure?" so the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he pulls out his wallet to pay the bartender, the bartender says, "Whoa, whoa, its ok. For you NO CHARGE!"
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:48 PM   #7
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he pulls out his wallet to pay the bartender, the bartender says, "Whoa, whoa, its ok. For you NO CHARGE!"
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:58 PM   #8
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:47 AM   #9
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Oh, I'm so low down.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Yeah!

I used to go skateboarding, now I get raped without no warning.

I got the, "I'm in prison cause I did graffiti blues!"

If I had a time machine, I'd set it to before I did graffiti and I'd go back!

(I don't think y'all heard me)

I said, if I-I-I-I-I-I had a time machine, I'd set it to before I did graffiti and I'd go back!

Yeah!

I've been stabbed by a broken broom,

and jacked off on in the weight room,

and I'm hiding all my valuables up my crack!

Whooah, yeah, yeaaaaahhhhhh!!!


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Old 09-25-2005, 12:41 PM   #10
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Oh, I'm so low down.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Yeah!

I used to go skateboarding, now I get raped without no warning.

I got the, "I'm in prison cause I did graffiti blues!"

If I had a time machine, I'd set it to before I did graffiti and I'd go back!

(I don't think y'all heard me)

I said, if I-I-I-I-I-I had a time machine, I'd set it to before I did graffiti and I'd go back!

Yeah!

I've been stabbed by a broken broom,

and jacked off on in the weight room,

and I'm hiding all my valuables up my crack!

Whooah, yeah, yeaaaaahhhhhh!!!


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Wash your mouth (fingers?) and go to your room, Psicosis.
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:52 PM   #11
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What's the proper time for a dentist's appointment?

2:30.
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:54 PM   #12
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:54 PM   #13
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Why can't a bicycle stand up on it's own?


It's two tired.
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Old 09-25-2005, 01:03 PM   #14
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So the these two dudes are lost at sea on a life boat, their water and dried fish are running out...they're just sitting there thinking about their demise when all of a sudden a fish jumps out of the water and lands in their life boat.

The men get a little excited since they'd be able to eat the fish, but then the fish says, "Please throw me back in the water and in return I'll grant you one wish," and who's not going to believe a talking a fish? So the first dude, without even thinking, says "OK, turn all the water in the oceans into beer" and throws the fish back in... then *POOF* and they're swimming in bear. The other guy looks at the first dude and says, shaking his head, "You f***ing idiot, where are we gonna piss now?"
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:56 PM   #15
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