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View Poll Results: Pee for 54 straight days or sporadically throughout your life
Just get it over with - pee for 54 straight days 8 15.69%
Peeing for 54 days would be an issue - do it throughout my life as needed 21 41.18%
What is this shit? I hate the offseason. 22 43.14%
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:16 PM   #2
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Then I'd break my record of jizzing for 52 straight days by two days!!
Okay now this is epic
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:13 PM   #3
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When you have to piss, you take your time no matter how long it takes and make sure your bladder is empty. If you don’t, small stones can start to build up in your bladder and the doctor has to run a tube that at the time appears the size of a fire hose with a claw on the end up your pecker and pull out those ****en rocks.

So, I piss often and I take my time.
Also mix in some cranberry juice 🥤 imo
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:22 PM   #4
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When you have to piss, you take your time no matter how long it takes and make sure your bladder is empty. If you don’t, small stones can start to build up in your bladder and the doctor has to run a tube that at the time appears the size of a fire hose with a claw on the end up your pecker and pull out those ****en rocks.

So, I piss often and I take my time.
Also mix in some cranberry juice 🥤 imo
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My biggest fear.
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:45 PM   #5
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My biggest fear.
Gave me a Valium before like **** that, 1 Valium for sticking a claw up my cock? Then the nurse comes in and started washing me up saying she was going to numb me, so she grabs my crank and puts a syringe in the hole and BAM! She squirts that whole syringe right up into my nuts, bladder, I think I might have tasted it.
I said “what the ****, lady?”, and she said it was best to get it done as fast as possible.

So, I suppose it worked as well as it could. Doc came in and ran that hose(tube) up and pulled out three stones. I watched it with him on a tv the whole time. Nurse stood there holding my poor dick the whole time.

Got done limped out to where the wife was waiting for me and she took me home, whimpering like a kicked dog. Felt like I was pissing razor blades for a few days.

**** that nurse
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:01 PM   #6
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I'm rolling with normal.

There is a little bit of endocrine response, especially when you have to pee bad. I'm not giving that back.
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:24 PM   #7
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Old 05-19-2022, 02:27 PM   #8
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Old 05-19-2022, 03:03 PM   #9
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How about a 124 day shit?
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Old 05-19-2022, 03:09 PM   #10
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I'll start as an infant. My mom will be mad, but it's only 54 days for her as well. Less than two months old and never have to change a pissy diaper again.
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Old 05-19-2022, 03:12 PM   #11
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When pounding beers I like the break from conversation and take a long, relaxing piss.

Mark me down for "spreading it out".
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Old 05-19-2022, 03:19 PM   #12
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Would you rather:

1. Always feel like you have to take a shit, but never shit

Or

2. Shit like normal, but never know when it’s coming
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Old 05-19-2022, 03:34 PM   #13
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Would you rather:

1. Always feel like you have to take a shit, but never shit

Or

2. Shit like normal, but never know when it’s coming
When you say never know when it's coming you mean like it could happen any time of day or it will just happen with no warning as in if I don't happen to be already sitting on the toilet I'm just going to shit my pants?
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Old 05-19-2022, 05:04 PM   #14
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When you say never know when it's coming you mean like it could happen any time of day or it will just happen with no warning as in if I don't happen to be already sitting on the toilet I'm just going to shit my pants?
Yes, correct.

Your number/time of bowel movements don’t change from your current life. You will just never know when you have to.

So, you could try to predict times and work around that.
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Old 05-19-2022, 05:21 PM   #15
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Yes, correct.

Your number/time of bowel movements don’t change from your current life. You will just never know when you have to.

So, you could try to predict times and work around that.
This would be a hilarious alternate universe to visit.
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