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**gblowfish** · 11-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

SupDock · 11-10-2019, 04:45 PM

Still can't believe they lost that game

Rasputin · 11-10-2019, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Colquitt's mistake was on the panicked throw, not the hold. That ball was skipped to him. Also, the rusher was not offsides.

Colquitts look on his face was like wtf guys on a muffed hold isn't there supposed to be a jail break with someone running to an open area for him to throw too? That could be the most costly play of the season and it was embarrassing to watch

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:46 PM

Colquitt did the right thing. Dude has an arm tho.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:46 PM

James Winchester and Dustin Colquitt, two stand-up guys, owned miscommunication that led to low/early snap that made possible Titans' go-ahead TD. Key was that Winchester thought when Colquitt looked up at Butker was looking his way/cue to snap, then tried to hold it but couldn't
— Vahe Gregorian (@vgregorian) November 10, 2019

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:47 PM

Just absolutely no excuse for that FG fiasco that gave Tennessee the ball back for the go-ahead TD.

Veteran kicker/holder/long snapper who have all been together for a long time, the crowd noise wasn't much of a factor... no weather condition issues... the snap/hold should be automatic.

chiefzilla1501 · 11-10-2019, 04:48 PM

Also, mahomes is not 100%. His 75% is better than almost every qbs 100%, but his touch and ability to throw off platform are just not there right now.

IowaHawkeyeChief · 11-10-2019, 04:48 PM

George, #5 is wrong. Toub was screaming at Mecole for fielding the punt. Do you think Toub coaches Butker, one of the best kicker's in the league to miss an extra point? Do you think he coaches Winchester to snap it early? We had really good kick off returns today and we only punted once and that's probably the worst punt Colquitt's had all year. Was this Toub's fault. The last FG, after watching the replay, was the best timed jump I've seen on a snap in a long time, to the naked eye, it looked offsides but wasn't. It was equally as lucky for him to block it with the arm that he did...

Toub is a great special teams coach.The only bone I have against Toub today was he should have had Tryeek deep on the last kickoff.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:49 PM

Are we really bitching about Mahomes now?? 446 yards and 3 TDs

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

Also, mahomes is not 100%. His 75% is better than almost every qbs 100%, but his touch and ability to throw off platform are just not there right now.

So the Chiefs can't win if Mahomes isn't perfect on every throw?

JFC he played out of his mind today.

chiefzilla1501 · 11-10-2019, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

So the Chiefs can't win if Mahomes isn't perfect on every throw?

JFC he played out of his mind today.

I didn't say that. Did you read where I said his 75% is still better than other teams 100%? He's obviously not the reason we lost today. But he's clearly not close to 100%.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:52 PM

Seems like HB is okay after this loss

Lol
— Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) November 10, 2019

Hammock Parties · 11-10-2019, 04:53 PM

good

they're on to mexico

that's exactly the attitude they need

Hammock Parties · 11-10-2019, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

Also, mahomes is not 100%. His 75% is better than almost every qbs 100%, but his touch and ability to throw off platform are just not there right now.

what?

did you even watch the game?

jfc

**gblowfish** · 11-10-2019, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

George, #5 is wrong.

It's a results driven business, dude. Our ST play this year has been woefully poor compared to previous years. Hardman fielding punts inside the ten; his fumble against the Vikes, Colquitt having one punt attempt and hitting it 26 yards. Coaches are responsible for the conduct of their players. That's just the way it is.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:54 PM

HB calling the defense out now

Look tyrann Mathieu throwing his teammates under the bus. “We just need a few dogs” you just calling some of your players soft. Ryan Clark spit nothing but facts. I’m glad Houston didn’t resign you. @Mathieu_Era pic.twitter.com/xB1onMPLZ2
— Texanpalace (@Texans47) November 10, 2019

11-10-2019, 04:27 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets gblowfish's Avatar Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO	Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad! 9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game. 8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail. 7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT…. 6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September. 5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30. 4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great. 3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed. 2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts. 1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now. Last edited by gblowfish; 11-11-2019 at 10:59 AM..
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SupDock MVP SupDock's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2017	Still can't believe they lost that game
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	James Winchester and Dustin Colquitt, two stand-up guys, owned miscommunication that led to low/early snap that made possible Titans' go-ahead TD. Key was that Winchester thought when Colquitt looked up at Butker was looking his way/cue to snap, then tried to hold it but couldn't — Vahe Gregorian (@vgregorian) November 10, 2019
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FloridaMan88 Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses FloridaMan88's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Miami, FL	Just absolutely no excuse for that FG fiasco that gave Tennessee the ball back for the go-ahead TD. Veteran kicker/holder/long snapper who have all been together for a long time, the crowd noise wasn't much of a factor... no weather condition issues... the snap/hold should be automatic.
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IowaHawkeyeChief In Search of a Life IowaHawkeyeChief's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2016	George, #5 is wrong. Toub was screaming at Mecole for fielding the punt. Do you think Toub coaches Butker, one of the best kicker's in the league to miss an extra point? Do you think he coaches Winchester to snap it early? We had really good kick off returns today and we only punted once and that's probably the worst punt Colquitt's had all year. Was this Toub's fault. The last FG, after watching the replay, was the best timed jump I've seen on a snap in a long time, to the naked eye, it looked offsides but wasn't. It was equally as lucky for him to block it with the arm that he did... Toub is a great special teams coach.The only bone I have against Toub today was he should have had Tryeek deep on the last kickoff.
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	Are we really bitching about Mahomes now?? 446 yards and 3 TDs
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	HB calling the defense out now Look tyrann Mathieu throwing his teammates under the bus. “We just need a few dogs” you just calling some of your players soft. Ryan Clark spit nothing but facts. I’m glad Houston didn’t resign you. @Mathieu_Era pic.twitter.com/xB1onMPLZ2 — Texanpalace (@Texans47) November 10, 2019
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