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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#31 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Hate to see ya go patteeu.
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#32 |
Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
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#33 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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One DC turd flushed forever. Hundreds to go.
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#34 |
Greatest QB Duo of 2015
Join Date: Mar 2010
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When I stop posting at CP for over a year, I want my posts to be retroactively edited to “A hotdog is a sandwich.”
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#35 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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It’s been a while since he has been active in DC as well. I was on the verge of being concerned.
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#36 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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So long, patteeu. Good poster, will be missed. Best of luck and enjoy your ChiefsPlanet retirement.
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#37 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
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Later Pat
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#38 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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At any rate, farewell, Friend! You were fun to converse with over the years. Cheers! |
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#39 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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I was thinking along the same lines, just hadn’t pulled the trigger on it yet. I hope it’s nothing serious but, same as PB I recall he had health issues he talked about once. And if I recall correctly it was terminal and he had already WAY out lived his death sentence. If I recall correctly...
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#40 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
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Raped to death by BEP... man, poor patteeu...
RIP |
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#41 |
Thread I will end you.......
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Kansas City, KS
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God Speed Sir...
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Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
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#43 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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God speed, patteau. Enjoy your life.
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#44 |
I’m a Mahomo!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mid-Missouri
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patteau you were always one of the good ones around here...you'll be missed.
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#45 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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How many scantily clad pictures of women will I need to post to get this thread to 1000?!
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