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View Poll Results: Should JimNasium be banned? | |||
Absolutely. JimNasium is a ****ing one who sucks the penis. |
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175 | 71.14% |
No. While JimNasium is a douchebag, we support JimNasium's right to be a douchebag. |
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41 | 16.67% |
Even Gaz would ban the ****stick known as JimNasium |
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30 | 12.20% |
Voters: 246. You may not vote on this poll |
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#406 |
This is the way
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
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God, for a second there, I thought people actually had an opinion about me.
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#407 | |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-reeruned, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. |
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#408 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#409 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2010
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This is funny, but how do you do it? I did a double take and was like, what did I ever do to Mr Flopnuts!! FU!!!! Hah!
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Posts: 1,808
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#410 |
What the
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: San Diego
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I'd kick my own ass if I could, I'd ban his dumb ass for sure!
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#411 | |
Boom, Boom , Crash
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In my shed
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#412 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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#413 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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#414 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#415 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#416 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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#417 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Lol the first time I opened today I wasnt logged in.
I saw the thread and thought nothing of it, but had read the title. Then I logged in and understood immediately. Good one floppy Posted via Mobile Device |
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#418 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: St. Joe
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#419 |
C.H.I.E.F.S
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: **** your face
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I wonder if Floppy got any hate mail/reps!!!Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa!
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#420 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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He posted a rep comment where someone claimed they shit in a box and were mailing it to his house.
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