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*The NEW Movies Thread*
Old one is crapping out the server, per the new guidelines.
Browse the old thread that is chock full of goodness here - http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=172245 |
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12-11-2023, 06:36 AM | #4171 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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12-11-2023, 10:03 AM | #4172 |
Banned
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"Strays" is on Peacock. It's very, very filthy, and hilarious. I knew it was rated R, but damn.
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12-11-2023, 11:04 AM | #4173 |
I'll be back.
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12-11-2023, 11:19 AM | #4174 |
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I pushed through this drudgery simply because I thought Willem Dafoe could save it. It tries so hard to be avant garde, but it comes off like a third year film student's attempt to be deep with too many layers that defy logic. The premise; an art thief is trapped inside a multi-million dollar high rise apartment and spends several weeks attempting to escape. He does dumb shit and wastes days daydreaming and / or hallucinating. He finally chooses possibly the most difficult course of action to try to escape. My wife fell asleep for an hour woke up and said "this stupid shit is still on?" and that's how I felt too at the end. Suspend all logic, critical thinking and common sense if you want to watch it. If you're an art house dork who wears small round-framed glasses, smokes clove cigarettes, has numerous pet cats and won't shut up about that one time you visited the Marc Sleen museum in Brussels-- this is for you. |
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12-11-2023, 11:22 AM | #4175 | |
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Other than that, it was dumb. Halfway through the movie I wasn't sure if the wife was going to **** the other guy when they were dancing, and her husband was going to **** the daughter. And what the **** could a hacker hack to change the animals behavior? I'm still not sure what that was even supposed to mean. Just avoid it. It made zero sense and unfortunately they all lived. |
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12-11-2023, 03:11 PM | #4176 |
Needs more middle fingers
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12-12-2023, 10:40 AM | #4177 |
Banned
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12-13-2023, 10:35 PM | #4178 | |
I'll be back.
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check it out, preppers! we all need to follow the tao of kevin bacon. |
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12-13-2023, 11:35 PM | #4179 |
Ain't no relax!
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This should rile up the nutters...
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12-14-2023, 08:26 AM | #4180 |
MVP
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12-14-2023, 09:29 AM | #4181 |
I'll be back.
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Bone Tomahawk...jesus christ...
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12-14-2023, 03:40 PM | #4182 |
Supporter
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12-14-2023, 03:52 PM | #4183 | |
I'll be back.
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Loved how ****ing stupid they were. Sacrificed the sheriff, white hat and probably broke-leg dude too, to rescue one woman. Granted, since the town doc was a drunk, maybe her fate was to save a whole lot more lives in the community. And maybe sacrificing three men to take out the whole tribe of trogs was worth it. Either way, the frontier sucked. Also, who's to say they even made it back to town? I would ****ing love a sequel where a cavalry goes around trying to extermine all the trogs. All out war. |
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12-14-2023, 09:16 PM | #4184 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawk
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It's a good movie in that it's got some good acting and lots of doomsday eye candy. It kept our attention throughout, which what else can you ask of a movie nowadays? I liked the ending, girlfriend did not.
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12-14-2023, 09:26 PM | #4185 | |
I'll be back.
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Made me want a bunker. I'm not having my ****ing teeth fall out. Stay inside if shit ever goes down, period. |
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