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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-17-2023, 07:23 PM   #376
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Yes, I love your choices! Count me in! LOVE the new Saxon - The Pilgrimage
Reminds me a lot of Crusader, of of my favorites from them.
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Old 04-17-2023, 07:34 PM   #377
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Yeah it came out really small it’s supposed to be cheers. Nice list I would add Motörhead, Saxon, Armored Saint, Clutch, Black Label Society, Wasp, Rainbow, Montrose, Skidrow and Slayer
Ok, check this...

Black Label Society



Skid Row



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Rainbow



Queensr˙che



Rammstein

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Old 04-17-2023, 07:45 PM   #378
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Old 04-17-2023, 07:47 PM   #379
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Y'all should check out Edguy, their album Hellfire Club is one of those you can listen through and have no bad songs. Reminds me of Iron Maiden tbh.

Speaking of Iron Maiden, check out Cradle of Filth's cover of Hallowed Be Thy Name.
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Old 04-17-2023, 07:52 PM   #380
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I have a minor set back not going into details but catheters suck.


Other bight side you van binge watch your favorite Netflix show and an not miss a beat. You can go out for drinks and not waste valuable time going to the bathroom.
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Old 04-17-2023, 07:53 PM   #381
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Old 04-17-2023, 08:07 PM   #382
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
Well my wife is 8 years younger than me so she still rocks! She is 52 and fine as wine! Kids are all gone so it is just her and I
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Old 04-17-2023, 08:45 PM   #383
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Y'all should check out Edguy, their album Hellfire Club is one of those you can listen through and have no bad songs. Reminds me of Iron Maiden tbh.

Speaking of Iron Maiden, check out Cradle of Filth's cover of Hallowed Be Thy Name.
The singer does sound a lot like Bruce Dickinson. I do like them.
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Old 04-17-2023, 10:19 PM   #384
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...
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Old 04-17-2023, 10:24 PM   #385
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[QUOTE=Kman34;16906296]My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...[/QUOTE.
We used to do it all the time nowadays I’m lucky if I get it twice a day.
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Old 04-17-2023, 11:04 PM   #386
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I did something this weekend for the first time in my life at close to 60 years old: I gave myself a complete haircut using one of those men's grooming kits.

I was nervous as hell thinking I was going to hack out a huge patch of hair somewhere in the back of my head in error. By using one of the plastic guide attachments I was able to control the depth and not **** it up. Even trimmed up my neck with just the razor part minus the attachment.

I had let my hair go wild and it was a long, stringy mess that made me look like a cross between a crazed Nick Nolte and Larry of the Three .

When I was done, cleaned up all the hair and flushed it down the toilet, I jumped in the shower.

I was shocked how great it came out. Better than some haircuts I got in the past including a butchering I took one time at Supercuts.

I'm pretty sure only old people do this and then brag that they saved $30 bucks.
I haven't paid for a haircut in 25 years.
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Old 04-17-2023, 11:59 PM   #387
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That's a hell of a schedule for anyone, of any age.

Don't die working.
❤️ This is only while they're young. I don't like my kids thinking i like working more than i like momming. I really don't.
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Old 04-18-2023, 07:55 AM   #388
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People always tell me "you haven't changed appearance a bit". Well I have looked 60 years old since I was 23.
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Old 04-18-2023, 08:25 AM   #389
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My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...
Photos or it didn't happen. Videos would be acceptable as well.
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Old 04-18-2023, 08:27 AM   #390
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I wonder how long we'll use the phrase "hang the phone up". 99 percent of the population does not actually "hang up" their phone, and I bet 50 percent have never done so. Will the phrase survive forever due to habit, or at some point will a more accurate phrase take over?
I'll hang up and listen
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